Bawd

On his day off, wearing a brown shirt and grey trousers as opposed to his usual priesting robe, Mardo Wigglewobble takes a stroll down to the docks, his satchel of surgical equipment ready. He's having something of a mid-life crisis, and has decided that becoming a pirate is the best way to stay young. He approaches the ship, and is greeted by another Halfling. "Ahoy Ma'ey, welcome t' Pumpkin's Husk Cove!" "Ahoy to ye too!" "Ready fer ye interview?" "Is a crab's arse water-tight?" "Yer name?" "'Doctor' Mardo Wigglewobble." "Got yer pira'e garb already?" "Aye." "'ave ye ever sailed before?" "Wee bit." "Wha' be yer desired s'a'ion ma'ey?" "Ship's surgeon! I can also administer last rites, whe- If necessary!" ((MC Name)) ((Pengepi)) ((Skype Name)) ((You have it.))

Last player-made race that got accepted was several months' work.

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