The Fact Core

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"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."

"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."

"And don't underestimate the power of... body lan-gu-age!"

"And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus, for no mere mortal can resist, the magic of... MERASMUS."

"And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus, for no mere mortal can resist, the magic of... MERASMUS."

"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."

"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."

"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."

"DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME LITTLE MAN!"

"If the nature got no plants, we would call it the parkhouse."

"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."

"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."

"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."

"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."

"The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."

"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."

"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."

"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."

*Evil laughter*

*Slowly starts Questline* /On/

*walks into Kal'Azghot and met not a single dwarf*