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Here is my contribution to the crossover challenge. The generator gave the suggestion of crossing Pewdiepie, and Kirby, with a parade being the plot device. Here it's more of a setting, but who cares? Just look at my awful attempt and decide whether it's funny or not. I won't hate you if you hate it. I promise Kirby and Pewdiepie are at A Parade One day in the wonderfully neutral country of Sweden, Youtube’s most popular game commentator was at a parade promoting himself, and calling everybody bro, while acting exactly like you would expect the character to act. “What up bro’s, my name is Pewdiepie!” He exclaimed. “You probably know me from Youtube, I have exactly 28,125,854 subscribers, and I bet one of you are one of them!” The crowd looked at him with a look that showed their complete and utter disdain for the strange man yelling about Youtubes’s and being famous for playing games so mothers could see him do it, instead of they themselves playing the game, and experiencing the joy of its experience. “Seriously?” He sighed. “None of you know who I am? Come on! I’m Peeeewwwdiepie! It’s not like my only fans are in America.” Pewdiepie then walked off into the crowd, sad that his wild youtube antics were not recognized. As he walked, a giant star whizzed by him, and was ridden by what seemed to be a pink blob with hands and feet. He stared at it, and suddenly started running after it, screaming, “Are you a bro? Do you know who I am?!?!” He jumped on to a nearby parade float and started rushing after the strange blob on the star. By the time he reached it, he had boarded five floats, knocked over 18 people, and was arrested nine times, without even noticing. He bounded off the final float, and hit a nearby wall, before his spastic rage finally ended. After uttering a steady stream of insults in Swedish, he walked up to the pink blob, now without a star in sight. “Who the hell are you?” He stuttered, because who knows what the hell he might actually be saying. The blob turned around and revealed itself to be Kirby, the endless black hole inside a cute exterior of Nintendo fame. “Hey, your Pewdiepie, right? The crazy Swedish guy with more fans then he deserves who seems like a character out of a sitcom?” He asked. “Ohmygod” He yelled. “You know who I am. Friggin’ awesome.” Considering I haven’t sent anything screaming down into my bottomless pit I call a stomach,” He stated, “Want to go clubbing and crash the parade some more?” Pewdiepie just nodded, as he started running to a nearby pub. The unlikely duo drank a combined amount of 100 bottles of Shock Top and Coors Light as they destroyed parade floats, and ate people who didn’t recognize them. It was an amazing romp for the both of them, but it soon ended when Kirby was arrested for possession of PCP, and for crimes against humanity, including cannibalism, and dismemberment. Pewdiepie gained 2,000,000 more subscribers that day, none of which were in Sweden.

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Have you ever ran out of ideas to fuel your sick demented mind when it comes to writing depraved fanfiction involving your favorite literary and pop culture characters? Well, the thing in the title is your best shot. I want to see what the community can come up with using this generator. So here are the rules of the challenge: It must have a minimum of two 5-7 sentence paragraphs, and a max of whatever the hell you so desire. That's it. Start writing. Feel free to comment on the fanfics written here if yoiu dont feel like being a contributive person to this new topic. Here is the link to the generator: http://kaction.com/ Also, here is a an example of one that my younger cousin wrote using the generator. It wanted a crossover of Romeo and Juliet with Spiderman, with unclogging a toilet as the plot device. I'm so sorry you must see it. (Be polite when criticizing her. Not that she cares.[Or deserves it]) Enjoy, and go wild. THE NEVER ENDING TOILET After Romeo and Juliet, supposedly died after their “lovers suicide’’. At their funerals they staged the whole thing because Juliet woke up because she had to crap. Of course how clingy Romeo was he awoke and followed her to the nearest public restroom. Before Juliet poked herself with a butter knife she ate at Taco Bell. She had the splatter horsemeat burrito with Speedy hot sauce. When Juliet finally made it to the crapper she “let it go...”. She crapped so much that of course she clogged it all the way to the roof of the port-a-potty. Romeo still awkwardly holding Juliet’s hand on the outside of the port-a-potty said ,” Thy, smellth the worst smell I’ve smelled in centries”.”Well then fetch a heroic lad to help me on the lou!” , Juliet yelled. So Romeo called for the kind of loved Spiderman. “Here I…..” , Spiderman paused. ”OH LORD JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL”. ”4 dollars wasted at bloody Taco Bell”, Juliet hissed. Juliet stepped out the restroom to let Spiderman do his dirty work. Spiderman “webbed” his web like powers into the toilet. He pulled and pulled and nothing came out. He flushed the toilet and didn’t realize that his web was still stuck to the mountain of poop. As the poop went down he did as well. With his webs where so sticky it let all the poop go down. In a few seconds Spiderman disappeared into the sewers. So I don’t really have an ending for Romeo and Juliet so I’m going to say they got ran over by the never ending train from ‘’I like trains kid’’ J DA END

Look up The Little Sisters of Eluria. It's a short story set in Stephen King's Dark Tower mythos, and is a pretty unique take on vampires.

I am going to describe this in the only way i know. In another language. Wundabar. замечательный. prachtig. merveilleux. Wondeful.

Here's a suggestion: Maybe you should make them a little (not by a lot) civilized. In the Odyssey, Polyphemus was a shepherd, so i like the idea of foolish thieves finding the lair of a Cyclops, and foolishly trying to steal sheep from him. Also, Cyclops commonly have a resistance to heat. I'm just throwing things out, because your lore still looks like it could be expanded. Besides that, you have my "seal of approval" (insert crappy meme here) What has my life come too?

Cool. Pretty interesting, but seems a little too much like trolls, since the only difference really is that this cyclops is bigger, and can walk in sunlight. I still like it though. Keep it up!

0/10. Never seen you before. I will probably get the same score. How sad.

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