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Here is my contribution to the crossover challenge. The generator gave the suggestion of crossing Pewdiepie, and Kirby, with a parade being the plot device. Here it's more of a setting, but who cares? Just look at my awful attempt and decide whether it's funny or not. I won't hate you if you hate it. I promise Kirby and Pewdiepie are at A Parade One day in the wonderfully neutral country of Sweden, Youtube’s most popular game commentator was at a parade promoting himself, and calling everybody bro, while acting exactly like you would expect the character to act. “What up bro’s, my name is Pewdiepie!” He exclaimed. “You probably know me from Youtube, I have exactly 28,125,854 subscribers, and I bet one of you are one of them!” The crowd looked at him with a look that showed their complete and utter disdain for the strange man yelling about Youtubes’s and being famous for playing games so mothers could see him do it, instead of they themselves playing the game, and experiencing the joy of its experience. “Seriously?” He sighed. “None of you know who I am? Come on! I’m Peeeewwwdiepie! It’s not like my only fans are in America.” Pewdiepie then walked off into the crowd, sad that his wild youtube antics were not recognized. As he walked, a giant star whizzed by him, and was ridden by what seemed to be a pink blob with hands and feet. He stared at it, and suddenly started running after it, screaming, “Are you a bro? Do you know who I am?!?!” He jumped on to a nearby parade float and started rushing after the strange blob on the star. By the time he reached it, he had boarded five floats, knocked over 18 people, and was arrested nine times, without even noticing. He bounded off the final float, and hit a nearby wall, before his spastic rage finally ended. After uttering a steady stream of insults in Swedish, he walked up to the pink blob, now without a star in sight. “Who the hell are you?” He stuttered, because who knows what the hell he might actually be saying. The blob turned around and revealed itself to be Kirby, the endless black hole inside a cute exterior of Nintendo fame. “Hey, your Pewdiepie, right? The crazy Swedish guy with more fans then he deserves who seems like a character out of a sitcom?” He asked. “Ohmygod” He yelled. “You know who I am. Friggin’ awesome.” Considering I haven’t sent anything screaming down into my bottomless pit I call a stomach,” He stated, “Want to go clubbing and crash the parade some more?” Pewdiepie just nodded, as he started running to a nearby pub. The unlikely duo drank a combined amount of 100 bottles of Shock Top and Coors Light as they destroyed parade floats, and ate people who didn’t recognize them. It was an amazing romp for the both of them, but it soon ended when Kirby was arrested for possession of PCP, and for crimes against humanity, including cannibalism, and dismemberment. Pewdiepie gained 2,000,000 more subscribers that day, none of which were in Sweden.

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Have you ever ran out of ideas to fuel your sick demented mind when it comes to writing depraved fanfiction involving your favorite literary and pop culture characters? Well, the thing in the title is your best shot. I want to see what the community can come up with using this generator. So here are the rules of the challenge: It must have a minimum of two 5-7 sentence paragraphs, and a max of whatever the hell you so desire. That's it. Start writing. Feel free to comment on the fanfics written here if yoiu dont feel like being a contributive person to this new topic. Here is the link to the generator: http://kaction.com/ Also, here is a an example of one that my younger cousin wrote using the generator. It wanted a crossover of Romeo and Juliet with Spiderman, with unclogging a toilet as the plot device. I'm so sorry you must see it. (Be polite when criticizing her. Not that she cares.[Or deserves it]) Enjoy, and go wild. THE NEVER ENDING TOILET After Romeo and Juliet, supposedly died after their “lovers suicide’’. At their funerals they staged the whole thing because Juliet woke up because she had to crap. Of course how clingy Romeo was he awoke and followed her to the nearest public restroom. Before Juliet poked herself with a butter knife she ate at Taco Bell. She had the splatter horsemeat burrito with Speedy hot sauce. When Juliet finally made it to the crapper she “let it go...”. She crapped so much that of course she clogged it all the way to the roof of the port-a-potty. Romeo still awkwardly holding Juliet’s hand on the outside of the port-a-potty said ,” Thy, smellth the worst smell I’ve smelled in centries”.”Well then fetch a heroic lad to help me on the lou!” , Juliet yelled. So Romeo called for the kind of loved Spiderman. “Here I…..” , Spiderman paused. ”OH LORD JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL”. ”4 dollars wasted at bloody Taco Bell”, Juliet hissed. Juliet stepped out the restroom to let Spiderman do his dirty work. Spiderman “webbed” his web like powers into the toilet. He pulled and pulled and nothing came out. He flushed the toilet and didn’t realize that his web was still stuck to the mountain of poop. As the poop went down he did as well. With his webs where so sticky it let all the poop go down. In a few seconds Spiderman disappeared into the sewers. So I don’t really have an ending for Romeo and Juliet so I’m going to say they got ran over by the never ending train from ‘’I like trains kid’’ J DA END

Look up The Little Sisters of Eluria. It's a short story set in Stephen King's Dark Tower mythos, and is a pretty unique take on vampires.

I am going to describe this in the only way i know. In another language. Wundabar. замечательный. prachtig. merveilleux. Wondeful.

Here's a suggestion: Maybe you should make them a little (not by a lot) civilized. In the Odyssey, Polyphemus was a shepherd, so i like the idea of foolish thieves finding the lair of a Cyclops, and foolishly trying to steal sheep from him. Also, Cyclops commonly have a resistance to heat. I'm just throwing things out, because your lore still looks like it could be expanded. Besides that, you have my "seal of approval" (insert crappy meme here) What has my life come too?

Cool. Pretty interesting, but seems a little too much like trolls, since the only difference really is that this cyclops is bigger, and can walk in sunlight. I still like it though. Keep it up!

0/10. Never seen you before. I will probably get the same score. How sad.

Quote: "Listen to me now, everything must go according to plan"

Please(i'm begging you), don't let that discourage you

(This group will be mostly PvP, but I hope to include many RP elements.)

The Wild Hunt “There was once a time when the Wild Hunt was nothing more than a legend. That was before I arrived. Throughout my life I have faced many hardships, such as the death of my father, my descent into poverty, my failed mercenary career, and that one suicide attempt. One night, I was at a tavern, when I finally decided that I couldn’t make money the legal way. So I decided to hold up the tavern. Of course, the alcohol made things harder, and I nearly died, before I escaped into the woods. That night, I dreamt that when I robbed the tavern, there was a pack of wolves, helping me. The next day, I sat by that tree, thinking. What if I could control a gang that had the order and loyalty of a wolf in its pack with the same amount of intelligence as a human, being able to coordinate tactics, and carry them out perfectly? That brought up memories of my childhood, when my father told me stories of The Wild Hunt, a band of spectral marauders, who kidnapped those who saw them, and spread chaos wherever they trod. I then decided to test this theory, and paid some street urchins to follow all my orders for the week. I devised a plan to rob a local general store in Abresi. They managed to follow my orders perfectly, and we escaped without any pursuit. That marked the beginning of the new Wild Hunt. We began as petty criminals who occasionally knocked over the average jewelry store. But then, things changed. I became to care less about the money, and more about the thrill of the heist. We all realized that there was an unmatched feeling of euphoria from spreading destruction, and we began to believe more in the idea of The Wild Hunt. In a way, we are, the original Wild Hunt, sharing the same motives as the apparitions we emulate. Now, we are the embodiment of chaos. We hunt for blood. We hunt for fame. We hunt for Man.” -Myles Rayne, Woden of The Wild Hunt The Wild Hunt is a group of raiders who are considered the mortal embodiment of the Hunt, spreading chaos wherever they roam, and testing their skills against the strongest warriors they find. The Wild Hunt resides in the wilderness near Abresi, where they lead a life of hunting, and reveling. Occasionally, new recruits are sent on mercenary contracts to hone their skills. Goals of the Hunt The Wild Hunt seeks nothing more than to spread chaos, and will do everything in their power to destroy the civilized area around them. They also try to assert themselves as the strongest by defeating the best champions in their current area. The Houses of the Hunt The Wild Hunt has three houses, where the members are divided depending on their specializations. Each house is led by a Rudelführer, one of the Wild Hunt’s pack leaders House of the Lupine The House of the Lupine is the warrior faction of the Wild Hunt. The strongest swordsmen are placed here to battle at the front of the lines. Members of this house are given the heaviest armor, and the strongest blades. House of the Schlange The House of the Schlange is home to the Wild Hunt’s greatest assassins, silent as the night, fast as the wind, and deadly as the serpent the house is named for. Members of this house are commonly used to set traps and rig the surrounding area for their arrival, to further convey the idea that they are the wraiths they share the title of. Members are outfitted with light armor for full mobility, and small weapons, for easy concealment. Most members are skilled in the creation of poisons, and can easily conceal themselves when they are in their natural environment of the forest. House of the Falke The House of the Falke is home to the archers of the Wild Hunt. Their bows are crafted from a combination of different bows, for different affects, such as being lightweight, easy to fire, and stronger firing. Members of this house are trained in acrobatics, so that they can stay mobile, while attacking from afar, and defend themselves from other archers. All members are outfitted in chainmail, a bow, and a dagger by default. Ranks of the Hunt The Wild Hunt uses a structure similar to that of a wolf pack, where each house has a Rudelführer, or pack leader, who has uninhibited power over the house. Every three Elven months though, any member of the house who has been in at least two battles is allowed to challenge the Rudelführer for his position. The only difference in the pack mentality involves the leader of The Wild Hunt, who acts as a monarch. The following is the list of ranks, from highest to lowest. The Woden King of the Wild Hunt. The Woden has absolute power of the group, and acts as the supreme leader of the Wild Hunt’s armies. He is aided by advisors, whose recommendations he is required to consider. The Woden will commonly lead his army into battle for medium and small scale raids and battles. A new Woden is appointed after the death of the current Woden, if he steps down, or if the following criteria are met: · The Woden has betrayed The Wild Hunt · The Woden loses his weapon in battle · The Woden is defeated by the leader of another nation Allgemein The Allgemein is a general of the Wild Hunt. He leads small scale raids/battles, and assists in medium/large scale battles or raids. All other ranks besides the Woden or a Rudelführer must treat him like a pack leader. Rudelführer The Rudelführer is one of the three leaders of the Houses of the Wild Hunt. They are trainers, warriors, and leaders, commonly leading large battalions for the Allgemeins. Leutnant The Leutnant is a high ranking member of the Wild Hunt. They commonly direct Kapitäns and lead medium sized battalions. Kapitän The Kapitän is a middle ranking member of the Wild Hunt. They lead small battalions, and take orders from Leutnants. Offizier A middle rank Member of the Wild Hunt. They are higher ranked soldiers then Initiierens and fledglings. Initiieren A common soldier. The first rank after becoming an official warrior. Fledgling A new member of the Wild Hunt. Trained to think and fight like an animal The Recommended Dress Code of the Hunt Members of the Wild Hunt are encouraged to wear war paint during battles. Wild Hunt Application MC Name: RP Name: Race: Preferred House: A short description of your reason for joining: Other Applications Rudelführer Application MC Name: RP Name: Race: Which House you want to lead: Describe why you are a good choice: Allgemein Application MC Name: RP Name: Race: Describe why you are a good choice: (Please, PM your applications)

-A large flier has been posted on a message board in Abresi. You decide to read it. "If you seek an mercenary who can almost guarantee victory, look no further then Myles Rayne, The Luxury Assassin. I specialize in political assassinations,and blackmail. My prices are high, but you will be expecting the best for your money. The following is my system of payment depending on the action(s) in my contract." Theft- 30 minas Vandalism-50 minas Arson- 60 minas Blackmail-75 minas Murder-100 minas Torture/Kidnapping-125 minas "Finally, for those who want there target to suffer in there last moments, I offer a specialty contract, called The Wild Hunt, for 300 minas. The target will be kidnapped, and taken into the wilderness, where I will hunt them like an animal, as they try to hide and survive. If there is something you want me to do that is not listed above, send me a bird, so that we may discuss a price." (This is the format for sending me a contract) MC Name- RP Name- Contract type(s)- Target Description(The more detailed, the better. Please, don't give me info you don't know about them IC)- Any additional info- (If you wish to employ me, send me a PM) "Expect nothing but the best, from Myles Rayne, The Luxury Assassin"

MC name: FroYoSloMo How many characters do you currently play: One How many of those characters currently hold VA’s. Please link their accepted VA’s here.: None of them currently have a VA Have you had any ban reports / revokes against you, if so please link them: No ban reports Do you feel yourself as responsible enough to be able to provide proper and fair roleplay scenarios to those around you? I feel that I will be responsible, and will provide an entertaining and fair roleplay scenario Since villain rules change, it is your responsibility to check them frequently for any changes. Failure to check them for changes will not be admissible should a player / revoke report made against you. Do you acknowledge and agree to this? I acknowledge and agree to this Are you aware that purposely attempting to provoke ‘loopholes’ within said rules may end up with your application being revoked depending on the severity of the situation? I am aware. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Character Name: Myles Rayne Character Age: 27 Character Alignment (Lawful Good, Neutral, Lawful Evil, etc.): Neutral What kind of villain are you looking to play? I am hoping to play a mercenary who hunts his bounties down like animals. With that in mind, what evils are you applying for and why? I am applying for thievery (1a), so that I may steal from the target, if the need to arises, lock picking (1b), so as to break into the home, and eliminate the target, arson/vandalism (1c), as either an alternate attempt on the target's life, or to destroy valuable objects to make them comply, Murder (2a), so that I am allowed to kill my target to fulfill my contract, torture and kidnapping (2c), so that he may torture someone for information, or kidnap someone close them as leverage, and causing chaos (4), so that he may cause distractions, so as to draw attention away from himself/an area. What moral boundaries does your character adhere too, if any? Despite his need to treat his bounties like animals, Myles still has some form of mercy. After every contract, he goes to the grave of his victims, and leaves a gift. he then prays for forgiveness before leaving. besides this, Myles feels no remorse. What are some notable strengths and weaknesses of your character? What might cause him/her to falter? Include things such as temptations, addictions, physical handicaps, etc.: Myles is a heavy alcoholic, and is known to drink before, during, and after every contract. Many times, Myles has failed a contract after drinking on the job, and missing the mark. Myles' greatest strength though, is his skill with a bow. Unfortunately, Myles is also the worst swordsman many people have ever seen. People who have seen him try to use one compare it to," watching a child try to pick up a pig. It looked like the sword was to heavy for him. Myles suffers from a fear of water. (more about that in the bio) Biography (We recommend your application be between 2-5 paragraphs. No walls of text): 18th of the Amber Cold: I have had enough. Hunting for a living? What was I thinking. There is nothing to hunt. What little I fine doesn't go for much. I can't even afford arrows with what I make. I started drinking awhile ago. I bummed some minas off of a man by Abresi, and went to a local tavern. I woke up an hour later passed out on the curb. This could be the start of something bad. 20th of the Amber Cold: Today is was the worst it has ever been. I was offered the job of a lifetime when a man from The Decterum accepted my offer to hunt for him. I was excited to get into the forest, but as usual, there was nothing. What could I have expected? It's the beginning of the winter months, and I was expected to feed a small army. This could be the biggest blunder of my life. Well, not as big as when Father died...... (The following is written in a barely legible scrawl. The page is soaked with water) 21st of the Amber Cold: As I write this, I am amazed to say I am alive. Just two hours ago, I decided to end it all, by jumping off of the highest point of Abresi, and into the water below. When I struck the water, everything went dark. But then, I saw.....Me! I could myself in front of me as I sunk farther, but there was something...different. i somehow looked older, more rigid. Then, the vision,spirit, whatever one may call it...touched me. It touched me, and said, as clear as any real person,"You will not get anywhere hunting beast. You must. Hunt. Man. That moment, I immediately started paddling towards the surface. my lungs were burning, and the water looked like ink, trying to submerge me, claim me for its own. Once I broke the surface, I went straight for shore. Once I climbed onto the sand, I ran. Something about being near the water was just so terrifying to think about that i could not handle being near it. Truth be told, the first place I found was a tavern. 22nd of the Amber Cold: I have decided to start work as a mercenary. I am not sure if it is because of what happened yesterday, but I believe it is my only option. even as I write this, I am struggling to remember what happened yesterday. I believe now it was a trick of the mind. I was drunk at the time anyway. 23rd of the Amber Cold: I have completed my first contract, barely succeeding though. I was to...honorable? Yes, Honorable. In a profession like this, I must use everything that I can to acquire what I need. 25th of the Amber Cold: Another contract completed, but this one hold more meaning. To reach my target;'s location, I needed to interrogate someone close to him. That person ended up being his wife. Once I found her, the information came pouring out like rain water. Unfortunately, she didn't survive the process. Just a small hiccup. (The following entry appears tear-stained) 27th of the Amber Cold: I was overcome with guilt after what happened to the man's wife. It was a feeling I have never felt before. When it first came, I decided to get a drink to calm my nerves. An hour later, i'm sprawled out on the woman's grave, crying for forgiveness. as much as i regret my actions, this is the most money I have made in all the time since I tried to support myself. Something tells me that this feeling will come up often. (No more is written in the journal. It was found by the grave of a man killed by a mercenary who resides in Abresi)

I have been trying many strategies to get on to the server, but nothing is happening. I am always in a permanent logging in screen. Help me please!!!