FordAppeal

Ford the Undead were destroyed 2 months ago.

Clearly not his typical account though.

Don't get banned for the 999th time now

My confusion level is through the metaphorical roof.

I was told I was just seeking attention when I figured out I had no sense of smell.

People will always want others to be lying.

There are some people these days who claim to be other sexualities for attention, but they're in the minority. We're all just tryin'a get by in the generation before we can be like Tommy said.

Soon nobody will give a **** and we won't need labels!

Put plainly, you don't feel any sexual drive. Like... ever.

Wot

How did high elves go from brainy scientists to savages

magic

everything is possible if you /believe/

Indeed, my only active elf that is old enough to have children is completely infertile because of a birth defect.

There's always the good old Holy Oren Empire "they must be demons" approach...

@Emily

I think that birth defect is just called Iblee's Curse

Nope. We just got fliers reminding us not to show affection on school property.

^ Do you go to a Catholic school?

nope, public high school. Sadly they were more worried about kissing leading to impregnating than anything that you could not be closer than 6 inches than your girlfriend/boyfriend

Cappy's an admin, not sure your appeal's gonna go through with that attitude lol

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cheeky little memer, arent you

good luck ford...