Bvie

Who is this Kapernick person anyway?

I've been hired by Harry to act as his attorney in the case of Telanir vs Harry.

You will direct all spice and sass to me now instead of my client. His poor soul cannot handle it anymore.

Jeez this status blew up. I need to post more spice. I feel like I have friends.

Look Tel, I like you, not because of the work you do.

But because of your cute caterpillar eyebrows.

Can you make them wiggle and dance?

They look like little wontons. A thin dough like pastry containing some sort of meat, no?

I actually like you Tel. Well, I thought I did. Then I found out about how much you let them increase the EXP gains for skills.

Now, the only reason why I like you is because you share a similar fetish for wontons as I do. Yours just happens to be Russian.

I'm not sure if you can handle the spice I have on you, Tsu.

I was promised a certain Cewk of the finest cuisine to be in my city.
I was promised sweet l00tz and dollaz for completing a dungeon.
I was promised sweet FTB with a troll we rescued.

I was an 'enfuziatik ladi'. Now, now I am merely another victim that has been lied to. </3

I'd say yes, but you've become what you said you despised. A GM/Staff Member that doesn't keep their word. 

I've become quite spicy due to recent events.

Neither was this