Juli

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i allow guns

that moment when @juliana randomly decides to blow her nose and then all of sudden actually farts in her microphone..

http://imgur.com/a/rMmJL

I ******* hate women. I hate every single one of you. I hate all females on Lord of the Craft. Every single one of you is a power-hungry piece of ****. You all gather around Orenian nobility to sate your undying lust for power and relevance. Every single one of you are Savoyard sluts, despicable """Human""""beings who have no sense of taste in men but power and wealth.

All I ask is for a wife. I just want a wife, someone who will love me and I will love back. But you can't fulfill this wish, the most simple wish on Lord of the Craft. I, Bruno Buron, have a steady job and many great friends, love walks through the forest, want to have kids, and love iced cream parlors, but you pass me off and chase ******* losers like @Gucko who don't know how to roleplay more than *fades to black.*

Men of Oren, if you're reading this, the #BetaUprising has begun. It's time to kill off the most despicable parasite ever created, the Savoyard. Soon we will all have comfy wives and reclaim our Oren, but first we must be reborn by fire and sword.

Hey I heard you were interested in playing my wife, here's a little about me if you're interested

hey guys Bruno buron here. I'm looking for a wife (must be virgin, twenty years or younger, and be cute) please send me a message or find me at my house in felsen, steel lane 7 is my address. if you have a sister or daughter who fills these requirements please let me know!

p.s. if your sister or daughter happens to be a passable (cute) trap I can keep a secret

New art for Langon. Cheers to Allie. 10/10

@Allieice

New art for Langon. Cheers to Allie. 10/10

@Allieice

Won't be back till around Monday, maybe sooner. Don't have to much fun guys ;)

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