A New Arrival

[Sambosefus 47]

Twas a normal day in Shortwood, when just as Pongo Willowbottom was finishing his new burrow, he heard a knock at the door. He answered it to no avail, noone was there save for a box. A box labeled "Willowbottom Child Delivery Service." He looked at the box and carried it into his home "Wha's this?" He asks. It seems that a night in Ivybend filled with debauchery in the inn with a young maiden, had led to a new Willowbottom family member. He opened the box to find a young child, with a note attached. The note read "Take your stupid child! His name's Grumble." So after reading this Pongo shrugged and lifted the child and set him in his home. "Yer a Willerbo'om now!" He said happily.

[Iosif 72]

Thimble's face connected with his palm in a way they only ever do on bad days after hearing this news. He proceded to have a word with Garmel the mailman.

"Next 'ime ye get one of the Willowbum chilldren in the mail, throw 'im in the lake! The number of Willowbo'ums in the mail is to damn 'igh!"

[Glyc 234]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.