Mooshroom Cows!

[Knights5544 485]

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Posters have been scattered around the various Elven nations. It was clear that they had been hung up quite recently as the smell of drying-glue was fresh in the air. The subject of said posters, if one were to pass by or inspect it closely, would mention the following: 

 

"MOOSHROOM COWS!"

"THESE MAJESTIC COWS LIVE FOR OVER 100 YEARS!"

"THEIR MAGICAL POWERS CAN HEAL ALL AILMENTS!"

"GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!"

"WHEN MILKED THEY PRODUCE A LOVELY STEW!"

"THEY ARE VERY CUDDLY! I SLEEP WITH ONE EVERY NITE"

"BE THE FIRST TO OWN AN EXOTIC ANIMAL! FRIENDS WILL ENVY!"

 

Beneath the predatory salesman-style writing would have a section which reads:

"INTERESTED IN PURCHASING? SEND A LETTER TO HENRY VON HALSFIELD ((Knights5544))"

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My Discord is Spooderpoog#1514 in case you need to reach out to me.

 

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GOD I LOVE MOOSHROOM COWS <3