Botsugo's BIG BUB GRUB REVIEW!

[HugoAntero 1962]

Spoiler

 

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A NEW PLAY IS BEING HOSTED ALL AROUND AZURAS!

 

[!] The 'play' begins with a shot of a food dish- glow-berries- panning outwards. It soon was revealed to be on a TABLE, ready to be consumed by ravenous means. Very strained breaths echoed through the play as the table was revealed to host a singular dark-grey Oni with bloodshot eyes. With breaths through his mouth does the creature begin to speak;

"Konichi'ug, people. Botsugo here in da BABE-BOOTH, and today mitashi going to try out locally sourced GLO-BERRY from da mothah' grove next to Junmura, but mitashi gonna spice it up, akakaka, with ah' little never-hurt-nobody." [!] The oni took out a packet of mysterious red powder, sprinkling it atop the luscious and plump, juicy glowing berries. "O-k, without furthah' ah' do, let's get into dis,"

 

[!] And so did the oni bite down into the glow berries, grunting moans and smacks of his lips filled the ears of those who listened. Then without warning, he screamed; "YAOOOOOO!" - His tongue was deeply red and his mouth salivated. The oni then stared at the dish with eyes watering, "mitashi thought dis was supposed to be white people spicy. Holy FACK!"

 

 

The oni hacked and coughed loudly before announcing; "O-K hoshsu first episode mitashi gotta go bathe in da watahs of life man holy- tune into Hozh Ones next time when mitashi intah'view da Grand King," the abbot then waddled away, leaving the "crowd" speechless!

[Nen 347]

"So much emotion. . . mitashi need a drink." Dokumaru waddled away from a performance with tears in his eyes.