This song was written by a very special elf for the citizens and visitors of Norland, warning them about mysterious yellow snow. Heed her warning, for she has learned from experience. This parchment could be found around Arcas, available for those looking for it. Though the poem would seem trash to some, someone has clearly put a lot of thought and effort into it. Yellow Snow I have searched high, I have searched low
I came upon some yellow snow. Do not eat the yellow snow.
‘Cause it might make your belly glow.
The Highland realm is a real nice place,
It is home to the Highland race.
Igniter Adzy is the best. He really likes my elven face.
Please come to Norland, our time is nigh,
I wrote this poem when I was high.
I may be slow, but one thing I know
Eating yellow snow is the lowest of the low.
Lift your head and feel the wind blow.
Remember friends that if yellow snow you’ll see
Keep in mind it’s made from pee
Somewhere near the Ashwood tree...
Remember to treat yellow snow as if it was litter.
It looks so sweet, but it’s really bitter.
There is only one sole Norlandic Sh*tter... Written by:
Linnete Curnow