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  1. Given Names: Valdemar Surname: Vanir MC Name: Lickspittle Valdemar prepares to use his knuckles in a fashion never seen before! "What's this number though? I can't count to this on my hands." He'd shrug it off, thinking it wasn't important.
  2. Valdemar Vanir would lie in his hospital bed, alone with his thoughts as the world swam around him. His thoughts brought him back a mere few saint's hours ago, when he had struck down a bishop after he had assaulted him with a bottle. He knew not much about the church- as he was only 9 years of age- but he knew. He knew he had ascended to adulthood, at this moment.
  3. The russians hacked my chunks, glad to see we’re getting them back
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    Lickspittle

    Born in the Empire of Oren, in a Heartlandish small town. His mother, Denesius Lotus, and father, Hal Lotus, ran the bakery, and lived mostly peaceful lives. They sent me to a general academy in Helena with what money they earned in the bakery, and I studied there. I studied many subjects, not knowing truly, what I wanted to do.I made friends there, and was very happy. One such friend was Elber Tilderion, a human from a small merchant family. We would sometimes sneak into our teacher’s supplies and pull pranks. Then, when The Eternal Library opened, I went there for a bit, but then returned to my studies. Then, the war of The Empire versus the Federation broke out, my father was drafted. So I went back to my mother’s place, to help her work the bakery. My father soon returned home, with a decently sized lump of goods. But, there was one small problem: My mother was pregnant, at the age of 35. My father was furious, and surprised, at how a woman could be pregnant at that age. He ordered me to go pick up eggs from the local stall, about 20 minutes walk from my house. I get back, to a bloody mess: My father killed my mother, and then himself. The local magistrate tried to pin it on me; however, the stall owner corroborated my story. Regardless of this, the corrupt magistrate exiled me from the town, and seized all of my belongings. Damn Dwarf he was. Ignorant little man, bought his way in with Gold he mined. Now I am here. I blame the Dwarves for what happened to me.
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