Lickspittle

Changed Status to Under Review Hi there, as you can see, you have been accepted onto the server! Well done on your application, you’re doing great! So now, I welcome you to the wonderful community of LotC! (Just a quick note- the settlement in your characters backstory is no longer in existence, and the dates would thus not correlate with your age. I recommend altering your persona's age in-game by typing /persona setage [more viable age] (the current date is 1838) or by altering the nation that is in your backstory.) To get started, I suggest doing; /creq Can a CT monk come assist me starting out? Here are some links you may find useful while starting out! : https://wiki.lordofthecraft.net/index.php?title=Settlement_Guides https://wiki.lordofthecraft.net/index.php?title=Nations_and_Major_Charters Need help? Feel free to contact me via the forums or my discord [Lickspittle#3413]. Or you can message me with /message Lickspittle if I’m online. If I’m not around you can also use the LotC Discord which is right here! : https://discord.gg/lotc You can also use /creq in-game and I or my fellow CT members can help you that way! Lastly, For guides, tutorials, and how to request help from a CT member, please head to the New Player Hub found here: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/193743-new-player-hub/ Have a great time roleplaying, and I look forward to seeing you around in the future!

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"What's this?" queried the very patriotic Ionian Mackensen from the seven skies, cleansed from the madness that had plagued him in his last few earthly years. "Why are your most loyal and patriotic vassals being demoted? This 'Koenig' lives to serve only himself and his close clique of friends." comments a very defensive Ionian Mackensen, as he called over an old Ludovar ally. @Dogged

"To war with degeneracy!" Declares Caelan 'The Based' de Joannes.

"Eqval rightz fov hvmanz!" Said the famous Orenian Bounty Hunter Daffey de Dyck. "Nov reformz matter vntil hvmanz are accovnted fov!"

Caelan de Joannes had already partook in a skirmish, and had captured the Rustler's leader. "An easy feat for victory- the mercenaries will get their mina's worth, that's sure. May Godan decide the victors," noted Caelan.

God bless him <33 RIP.

"I hate slavers! Slavery is horrible!" comments Caelan de Joannes.

Wow this is really great lore! I can't wait to use this to cause the first LOTC mass you know what (tw: guns)!

"This didn't age well, now did it?" pondered Caelan de Joannes to himself. "Not well at all."

Caelan de Joannes prepares to take Sla- Some wins, from the Orcs! "I can't wait to join the fight- OORAH!"

"I am innocent!" declared a certain de Joannes who will not be named. "Swords are sharp!"

Caelan would have his eyes widen. He was truly scared. They'd marched up, swords drawn- he knew what they wanted. He had no choice- he let them in. "Don't break anything, please!" the poor Sedanian would plead mercy, as chaos ensued in the keep. "This isn't... good!"

Caelan de Joannes readies to tilt. Whether that was get angry, or to joust- that was to be determined. "I do, do dearly hope my performance is up to par. I am, sadly, no longer in my youth."

Hogo hogo hogo I love you mr hogo Hows it like having an inspirational career with new players? (You were the second person I ever met on LOTC, and it was prior to you being on CT!)

"And It was very fun!" remininced Caelan upon killing Orcs last saint's day. "Suprised they didn't put up a fight. I thought orcs were supposed to be good at the 'Skygod PVP default'!" he'd shrug, as he returned to eating hardtack and studying his ABC's. "Say, isn't my 40th birthday coming up?"

Caelan de Joannes celebrates from Sedan having sniped the Rex-Regent, along side some other Orcish fiends! "Huzzah for this victory! Many more to come, hm?" He wondered if the shot was fatal for the rex- presuming it was.

"This bills makes it official!" exclaimed a Caelan de Joannes in absolute horror at the state of the Haense grammaticus. "These bills make it official!" "This bill makes it official!" "Alas, this, that- what difference does it make!"

"And stay that way!" yelled a drunk Ionian from the seven skies.

Greggley would nod. "How ingenious! I can't wait to be taught these." he'd grin, before setting down a satchel full of gear. "I wish I was as smart as my fellow ferrymen!"