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  1. Porkour.

    What kind of dinosaur is Yoshi?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      A yoshi.

    2. Heff

      Heff

      A t-REX?

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      A Namekian

  2. Porkour.

    What lies beyond the Mists of Avalon?

    1. Lark

      Lark

      The Line to Mordor

  3. Porkour.

    When I die, I want my body cremated and my ashes sprinkled over the Krispy Kreme.

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    2. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      When I die... Wait, I cant die *Scoffs* Pathetic mortals.

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      When I die, I want to be cremated, and my ahse spread over the pacifique ocean.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Doctors said eight months...tops.

  4. Porkour.

    When out on a picnic, spray your food with bug spray so the bugs stay away.

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    2. Temp

      Temp

      Mm Mm Food poisoning. Can't get enough.

    3. LPT

      LPT

      Finally, I'm not the only one.

    4. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      To be fair temp it wouldnt be the FOOD that'd kill you..

  5. Porkour.

    When the little white packet says "DO NOT EAT!" it only means the wrapper.

  6. Porkour.

    When you see pigs fly it means Windows has become open source

    1. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Oh, I get it. Because your name has 'pork' in it, right?

  7. Porkour.

    When your significant other asks you to take them somewhere expensive for your anniversary, take them to the gas station and lament about how expensive gas has gotten.

    1. Steampunk Alchemist

      Steampunk Alchemist

      I smell... GENIUS!

  8. Porkour.

    Where is everyone? http://bit.ly/1qdaqdX

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    2. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      Gamevox

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      our own channel

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      rymora

  9. Porkour.

    Whoever decided to use Wikispaces should be shot. There's no way I can code in a traditional infobox in this site unlike the other Wiki counterparts, the codes just dont work for making Infoboxes on characters, nations, and miscellaneous entries.

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    2. Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)

      Jibuis Winterborn (Vinnie)

      omg yeah same!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      It was Tythus, for the record.

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Well I wont shoot Tythus. Ill just have to shoot you then everblue. Because infoboxes are awesome.

  10. Porkour.

    Withdrawing my GM app.

    1. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      No need to do that. You seem pretty cool. :3

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      Don't do that.

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Already done.

  11. Porkour.

    WOOT! Planetside 2!!!

    1. craotor

      craotor

      WOOT!!

  12. Porkour.

    Working on the lore of the pig that came to be.

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      Oh god YES

  13. Porkour.

    Writing my lore and future charter.

    1. Griff

      Griff

      Make sure to not shelf yer piggy! I still remember you, despite shortly, in Old Alras. Had quite a laugh. Server needs people like you!

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      I would happily grant a plot of land to in Alras for a pig village or something haha. Count Piglets von Bacon.

      Looking forward to this, though.

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