Jonificus

Do you want a steam game, Ang?

PLEASE take this seriously.

Teach me how to build nicely and you'll get your huniepop.

Someone for heck's sake teach me how to build. I'm thoroughly jealous of you guys and I want to take part in stuff like that. My skills in building are limited mostly to penis statues, decorative stuff like wagons, furnitures etc, and African tier mudhuts. Any good builder I ask of you to message me here or on skype! Make me gooder and you will be one steam game richer.....

Hello I am an upstanding white middle class man with a 98% ethnic norwegian social network. Can someone please explain to me what this hip-hop jazz term "Dabbing" means? Is this the new cool dance move like breakdance?

"Why, do you not fear the Green Tide, my friend? Have you seen the wealth of the mighty dwarves as of late? And what, I say, what of the seafaring Suticans??" Mithius asks Ac'Aelu over the popular elven social noticeboard media Facescroll.

In memory of Grand Mayor Karl Fredrik we should call it Fredrikstad (Fredrik's Town)

Old man Artyom Vanir and his spawn welcome Britannus to the Seven Skies with open arms!

There's no point in wipes. I'm hardly tech savvy but I am fairly certain that the wipe will do us no good.

You seem to believe that the devteam is on our team, Squirtgun. It's painful to see how oblivious they seem to be. What good use will these wipes even be? Half the server will be grinding away the rest of august and this silly little compensation just undermines the whole thing. Either you wipe it clean and don't give us anything or you don't wipe anything.

Are you ******* kidding me.

"Orcs shocked and appalled as cruel demon of disease and despair mercilessly betrays them. Read more on page 5-7." It would say in an imperial newsletter.

The Court Jester of Summerhall, Fabien the Fool, gasps at the announcement! Falling onto his back only to roll up on his feet again with great enthusiasm!

"Can't be too hard on these frail old beings, elsewise they might break that stick up their arse, the closest thing thems come to a spine." Chuckles a courtier to Ivan

I walked in on a dwarven priest's personal quality time on accident once. He wasn't alone.

Was just an example. Doesn't have to be a nation capital either (as the former grand mayor of felsen I can guarantee that the city was active AF :-DD) just about any settlement should pull their weight. Freebuilds are like 80% of the time awful wooden cubes with ridiculous dimensions and the other 20% are abandoned half-finished villages with some semblance of a common architecture. Dont waste our immersion on this crap.... Make remove of freebuild or face my deep sigh of the kind of disappointment that a father would emit after finding his underage son's dopestash in the form of a rambling rant that I'll tag as feedback. This aint no threat, its a promise.

@Croleo676 You're a nice guy alright. Chill lad. But all these trial periods are nonsensical. Especially for something like this when we're moving maps in the near future (october would be a close guess). Just for once assume that us players actually have something worthwhile to say, and trust us when we say that this will do more harm than good.

"The problem with the lack of roleplay is that there are too many settlements." "Should be an easy fix. Any ideas?" "Freebuild?" "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "okay launch it" EDIT: On a more serious note though. Worst thing we can do is let new players just go into the wild and do their own thing. With my vast experience with stewarding and settlement administration I can tell you right now that the best thing to do is just let the player go to whatever existing settlement they want. No point in going to towns cause you got yourself a neat mansion the size of a Felsen district in the middle of the great nowhere mountains. I say "Boo" to the ones who okay'd this and "Boo" to everyone who supports this.

As the leader of the local youth chapter of The Patriarchy I hereby donate the handsome sum of 5 american dollars to the Free Kincaid campaign. The upstanding upper middle class white males are with you, my christian friend.

I got a life so I don't play any Pokemon games

Seriously though, who is this Tsuyose guy?

"S... Sch-- The hell is this?" Says a confused commoner.

I'm not going to bother with putting up high expectations for this new Feedback Group. Glad to see that at least it seems like the GM team tries to get in touch with the playerbase though.

Former Grand Mayor Karl smiles the sun's smile up in the seven skies, happy to see the diligent steward Bradshaw being rewarded with the esteemed position.