Jonificus

A letter would be slipped underneath your door in the middle of the night, if you looked for the courier through the window you'd only see a hooded man scurrying off to the next house. "Dear Friend: I have been requested by the Ker'norian National Diamond Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Ker'norian National Diamond Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for mining exploration in the Giant's Spine region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling 400,000 minas. The Ker'norian National Diamond Company is desirous of mining exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Ker'norian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region. You assistance is requested as a non-Ker'norian citizen to assist the Ker'norian National Diamond Company, and also the Central Bank of Malinor, in moving these funds out of Ker'nor. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your Holy Orenian Empire account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Ker'norian National Diamond Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Ker'norian National Diamond Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or 40,000 mina of this amount. However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Malinorian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least 1000 mina in a Ker'norian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Malinor. If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Laureh'lin, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Ker'norian National Diamond Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Malinor. Please send me a letter your earliest convenience to Aviary E, Johannesburg. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Ker'norian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it. Yours truly, Prince Mithius Dalma."

Hi, I'm Troy McCLure. You might remember me from such threads as "Show your face: Handsome edition" and "Best of the worst 2015"! Welcome to LotC, have fun and don't take candy from orcs.

((In private message would be preferred

"To the good folk of The Dominion, Our consulate in Johannesburg is in need of men and women to maintain the household and assist in the duties of the duly appointed Ambassador to the Empire. Shelter, food and gold will be provided to those who wish to diligently serve the Embassy and by extension the Dominion. This will prove to be a good stepping stone into the life of politics for any aspiring elves who desire a career in statesmanship! For any man or woman seeking work, here are a few of the positions we have need of. Seneschal The chief of the household. Your task will be to greet guests, arrange meetings, manage the household and estate and advice the Ambassador on the matters of diplomacy. Chef The master of the kitchens. Your task will be to prepare meals and maintain the Embassy's pantry. All expenses paid by the Consulate. Servants The domestic workers. Your task will be to tend to the needs of both guests and residents alike, help in the kitchens and keep the Embassy clean and proper. Guards The bodyguards and protectors of the estate. Your task will be to defend the residents, workers and the guests of the Embassy. You shall also escort the Ambassador on diplomatic missions. All you would need will be provided by the Consulate. Salaries shall be negotiated in person. Spacious quarters in the world's greatest city's upper class area will be provided as well! If you have interest in working for your nation, race, or perhaps your own ambitions you can express said interest to Ambassador Dalma through letter or in person. Your friend and potential superior, The Honorable Ambassador Mithius Dalma." The parchment would be marked by the heraldry of Clan Dalma ((If you want some domestic RP and a bit of money on the side feel free to hit me up, folks! I can accomodate for all kinds of RP needs that you may have. Though we have a limited amount of rooms, so make sure to act swiftly if you're interested!))

Ergo why I think we should just get them copy pasted. If everyone's gonna schematica it in with creative mode then the admins might as well help us get RP started fasted by pasting the cities in!

But why not get prebuilt capitals?

Skiing is the best sport, that's why. It's one of the few sports I actively watch and stay updated on. Ski jumping is one of the more interesting varieties too! It's all about views, man. Also, wouldn't say that people die from ski jumping all the time. Winter sports are a national treasure here and I can't remember hearing about a ski jumping fatality. Though there are some nasty accidents when they first **** up.

Dette er ikke stedet for slikt røverspråk, polakker.

No commies in my thread. Get lost, scumbags. We won everything important. Hadn't it been for us you'd be talking German right now!

Only true nords, sorry. Make your own poll, Bratwurst gobbler.

Starting up a poll to see how many nords we have here and where they're from. Please distribute this to known nords or to all chats you're in so we can get better results. Thanks.

kowaman och resan till rövräderhamn

no no, i mean next up to step down, my swedish venn.

Enjoy life, man. My mood's gotten much better since I started taking LotC less seriously. Thanks for stepping down with class. Next up to step down: Kowaman(?)

That's very sad to be honest. A hunt done properly should be hunt no matter what creature you're hunting. As a hunter irl it's just as invigorating shooting ducks as it is shooting deer. It's about having to stalk the beast, the patience, the tracking, the social bond you form with your fellow hunters and most importantly the PRIZE ANTLERS/FUR/SKULL/ETC TO HANG OVER YOUR MANTLEPIECE, which of course will be the topic of many interesting stories to share at a feast, party or just a friendly invitation over to your place!

Burden? How would it burden the ET team? I rarely see an event, and when I do it's 5/6 times a cliche "oh heck theres lots of spooky things to kill!!" which eventually gets solved when a paladin of the golden dildo of Xan comes riding in to 360 quickscope the c-creepy beings. I can hardly imagine making the same kinds of events to fill in your quota or whatever to be difficult, so please, do ""burden"" the ET with this.

Hey man, I'm cheap, you'll get stuff on sale or stuff that's basically as cheap as me.

Heeey, that's pretty good!