Parading

>Start drama >Make BR >PROFIT!!!!! 1+ if u ugree KEEP SCRULLIN IF U UR PUUP

Sodomy! You cannot edit sodomy! Stop hiding the truth! first

Most times introverted, but when I am with close friends extremely extroverted.

http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/107935-remove-anthos/

*Nelee views the poster, looking confused* "Nay'fishai'men?

"Bui Guud'Ruskan'Fishai straight'frum Flotsami'Rivars! Guud'Ruskan'Fishai'Shack ut ta Kloud'Temples! *A sketch is drawn*

Whenever I PM one of these bandits seriously, I either get trolly responses, or no response at all. But ya, this topic is MOSTLY a joke.

HAHAHA Actually giving minas isn't a bad idea either. But ya, they will probably slaughter you any ways for the pixels. One time before I even responded to the generic phrase, the bandit just put in LOOC "pvp?" Most of them won't let you negotiate either.

Agreed. Why would anyone want to RP with these people?

So after being robbed with the classic "Minas and armour or die" four times in one day, I think its safe to say there is a problem. Especially considering that each time resulted in the death of poor little Nelee. So here comes Mr.Bull with some solutions, and it isn't "BRING BACK VA'S" 10/10 doctors agree that these solutions might work! 1) Instantly run EX. Dumb Bandit:"Minurs urnd urmurs or yur lif" and by this point, you are long gone! Tip: If you go into water, you have a better chance of escape! 2) Troll the **** out of them EX. Dumb Bandit:"Minurs urnd urmurs or yur lif" You:"What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo. OR Dumb Bandit:"Minurs urnd urmurs or yur lif" You:"I don't have minas, but I certainly can give you a taste of this -CENSORED- (Warning: Side effects of using number 2 include but are not limited to; Getting banned, getting a warning, sodomy, ect) 3) Give them a taste of their own medicine EX. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0rYzvCQtc Using number 3 will probably result in your death, considering these bandits would never put themselves in a loosing situation, and will probably be backed by an army. 4) The fake AFK EX. Dumb Bandit:"Minurs urnd urmurs or yur lif" Now you basically have to become a rock at this point. Bandits like this can be compared to many wild creatures; if you just stand perfectly still, they will leave.