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kingnothing

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About kingnothing

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    sad guy
  • Birthday 07/31/1916

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    My genitals only have a tip, it's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso.

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  1. more like lessghoul :/

    1. Werew0lf

      Werew0lf

      more like ur a *****

  2. if you can't dedicate 48 hours a week to lord of the craft you shouldn't be on there you amateur grow up
  3. I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT.
    I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT.
    I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN.
    NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!
    NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.
    I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
    I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
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  4. A chad, that is all.

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  5. why did you make this also stop
  6. care to explain theย interests section of your LoTC forum profile? bud?ย ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ

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    โ€œMy genitals only have a tip, it's like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso.โ€ย 

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    1. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      what the ****

    2. ๐™ป๐šž๐šŸ XO

      ๐™ป๐šž๐šŸ XO

      @un-wnowadays he doesnโ€™t answer my discord spams in a timely manner, so i had to expose himย ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

  7. Do not swear by the moon, for she changes constantly. then your love would also change.

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    1. Nug

      Nug

      back up off my man

    2. ๐™ป๐šž๐šŸ XO

      ๐™ป๐šž๐šŸ XO

      @Nugย I would commit felonies in Gooseyโ€™s name

    3. kingnothing

      kingnothing

      i got a glock in my 'rari

  8. โ€œThey will remember the name Ash-Shaitan.โ€ A silent evening had graced that city of Elysium, as nightfall sought to take that bastion of great testament to Descendant-kindโ€™s resilience. So too did three fell riders mean to accost that beacon of hope. Those stygian onlookers camped in wait amongst the hillsides since dusk, watching, and waiting for an opportunity to present itself for the march to begin. Not long did it take for the crowds to dissipate as many fell to slumber or obligationโ€ฆ that craven, dogged trio would begin their assault. In short order that undead troupe infiltrated the gate threshold, allowed passage by one foolish member of the guard force, for ignorance or fear guide many. As those unhallowed freaks set upon the city, they moved with purpose into the square proper. The sonorous sounds of boots and sabatons alike meeting the stonework as those fiends trekked to the high park amidst the walls. That grove there lay with its gate swung open, ripe to be sullied. Those evildoers had found their mark, unhindered in their entrance; those unholy tinmen began to bellow out harsh, tar-like fumes that enshrouded that small outcropping they meant to wring of lifeโ€ฆ Three Palebeast, those of the Ash-Shaitan all hithered forth to sack their own tree. One took the far reaches of the hillock, as the other two remained symmetrical apart. The arms and digits of the trio swarmed with an ashy, umbral mist. Its exuding aura leeched life from the barky husks of the vessels to replenish the wretched ones. Albeit, three all drained in separate manners. One went for the base of the roots, another in between the bark. The Ash-Shaitan on the furthest reach of the hill was the first to upturn their tree. Its roots lurched to the sky through the earth in agony. A great set of age, like years had transpired, that would nigh exhaust the trees completely. The foliage once oramenting them all withered away. In this all-consuming wanton, the dense life-force that could not be funneled was sent lamenting against the Earth. Its foggy, ashen vapors began obscuring them and the park. โ€œThis eveโ€™, we leave our mark.โ€ With wicked machinations tangling amidst their grasping gauntlets, those fiendish hounds of plate and bone wrung those trees dry, left to gnarled desiccation. There was little in the way of response from the citizenry or guard for the time. Yet somewhere down the lane leading up to that park, a woman did approach... catching sight of the malefic makings employed on that grove. Unbeknownst to those undead men that dame by the name of Leika de Astrea did immediately flee to call others. Not long after the great twangs of the city's bell resonate throughout that darkening spire, that central miasmic shroud enclosing upon the park, as forces did finally begin to mount to meet those freaks. Approach did those heroes, marching up to the park at the call of defense! Among them were Leika, Plume Ashwood, Evelyn Silver and finally Immeral Silver. With fervor did those mortals advance to the park, woefully ill-equipped in their ascent of the hill to that cloud of undulating abyssal energies swarming the area, their courage, something to be remembered! The tragedy that followedโ€ฆ decidedly less so. A cry came from amidst that fog, piercing and out of nowhere, it sought to imitate a female voice to terrible effect, croaking out crudely- โ€œHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!โ€ Following that unholy screech, that party composed of guards and citizens alike arrived at the gate to the park. From that unhallowed smog did the trio of knights emerge onto those willful protectors. The strife that ensues was to be messy, as those undead charged. Their forms were seen pelted with blows by those mortals, though they were undaunted. Those folk were not prepared for those ancient evils lumbering at them with great rancour, with bladed weaponry they sought to fell those armoured errants most fruitlessly. And they were overrun shortly in a courageous though unwitting defense against those harrowing lunatics, crazed screams of valour permeating the night as their twisted arts were to be employed again- to drain those poor souls of their vitality. As the combat came to quick closure, the creatures trespassing would soon be seen done. In victory, one those towers of platemail saw to drag one of the dead among them, a crimson shrouded fiend that those defenders did manage to rend to dire condition- battered, though not broken. Those knights fled those newly scourged grounds with haste, the black knight among them towing one of the injured, young Immeral, along with them up that hillside they were once only stoic watchers atop. The riders, following those horrific proceedings, shifted off into obscurity atop the great steeds that brought them to that roost. Where they came from was not clear, however it was quite apparent they would be back, this was only a showing of brutish strength, animosity and nothing more. Those callous undead were intent to strike again, only where time would tell. For each night that followed the death of the three trees of Elysium, and across the span of a week, voices could be heard in the outskirt hills that sung eerily in the night. Hidden in jungled shadows, the witless newt Sorvian servants of the Ash-Shaitan all called out in unison, and revealed to Elysium their new curse - the Doom of Immeral. โ€œBELOW THE THREE TREES OF ELYSIUM, THERE WE SAT DOWN; YEA WE WEPT, WHEN WE REMEMBERED XION REMEMBER, Oโ€™LORD, THE GOD OF BETRAYAL IN THE DAYS OF AEGISIA, WHO SAID: RAZE IT, RAZE IT EVEN TO THE FOUNDATIONS Oโ€™ ELYSIUM, DAUGHTER OF LOST AEGISIA, WHO ART TO BE DESTROYED; HAPPY SHALL WE BE, TO DEVOUR THEE AS THOU HATH DEFIED US HAPPY SHALL WE BE, TO TAKETH AND EAT OF YOUR LITTLE ONES BELOW THE TREESโ€ (( This lil player event was a great time. I know a related post already came up but I thought Iโ€™d share our perspective as the attackers and take a stab at writing a longform post, sorry I'm late! Thanks to everyone who participated as well as the RO for allowing us to spookify the lands. As well as a huge thanks to the lovely ZeiaZeh/PurukumiPyun#7467 for the beautiful artwork accompanying the post. And itโ€™s not just bait we do plan to return! ))
  9. โ€œThey will remember the name Ash-Shaitan.โ€
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