WuHanXianShi14

Derp Akkaris trundles into the room, rolls of fat slowly rotating and coming to a halt as she moves, like a goddamn gravatational field of blubber. [10:11:48 PM] Derp Akkaris: HAY BIG BROTHER [10:12:08 PM] Leo Stone/Art: We tried to abort you. [10:13:05 PM] Derp Akkaris: Derp Akkaris wraps fartimec in a big gay hug with her/his big fat arms, and gives him sloppy kisses with her/his cracked lips, still covered in crumbs from the chocolate muffin she/he just inhaled. [10:13:51 PM] Leo Stone/Art...