~BattleJacx~

Banned for having three "s"'s in your name

I may enter this but I presume you want an adults voice? Rather than a mostly broken teenagers? I also think its illegal for somebody who isn't Scottish to do the dwarf intro.

Banned for not being a bony.

Is there something up with the server? Because its going down all the to now, if there is something up we deserve to know. also it being down always seems to conincide with when I'm free...the server hates me

Banned for making me feel happy by calling me awesome. And I'm enjoying my popsicle.

Banned for liking the color blue.

I look forward to attending your silly awesome American feast thingy! Events are always fun and bring about some great centered rp! Just wondering, is here any lore behind this celebration? And also I still expect there to be celebrations on Scottish celebrations as well as silly american ones. I will expect a Robbie burns day feast including haggis.

Banned for talking about elves.

Banned for thinking about the past when you banned for someone for recalling the last.

It's great to actually know what's going on now, even though it is a little scary living in the bigger cities now, I fear many raids are on their way.. (due to the great ease of raiding now)

Canadian thanksgiving isnt a proper celebration, we need some proper celebrations like... "Rabbie burns" (Robert burns) day! (January the twenty Fith there better be some haggis eating then or else you will have one rather angry scot on your hands)

*Alexander Oakwood notices the sign in Solace and starts shouting out to all those who pass by him* "I work ere I do! It's a great place and whatnot!" *before taking a swig of some ale and staggering off*

Banned because I don't like being proven wrong :angry:

Banned for being so close to your 500th post (499 :D )

8.2/10 how could anybody not know the pedo bear

6.9 very active on the forums however I've never met you INGAME... (I'm looking forward to receiving my 1/10)

Banned because text speak is unacceptable!

Banned because there sure can't.

MC-name - Battle_Jacx Character name-Voranil (possibly Altraza, depends how this goes) Parents- Desbro Altraza and Celria character description- Is spiteful by nature, being a bastard child and having to live his life working amount those he belived to be of less importance than him with his mother Celria a poor and lonely high elf who met 's father whilst working for him. Voranil found out with one of his mothers final dying breaths at he was the bastard son of Desbo Altraza.Being both greedy and slightly cunnin Voranil decided this was his chance to raise above the working class and gain some form of fortune with his fathers side of the family. Voranil has very basic skills in both serving and crafting due to his upbringing but would rather find some way to do as little work as possible. He has a grudge against all those who've "had it easy" so to say, in the Altraza family as his father just abandoned him with his poor mother. He has blonde hair and light blue eyes, and is easily angered however will not burt out in rage- he would rather formulate a plan to get some form of revenge. His cunning and resent for other people is borderline sociopath but he try's not to show any of this infrontof new people, infant he spent many of his childhood years trying to learn the niceties of the posher paper class, therefor he is bite well spoken and can write a fair amount. Overall this all leads to a high elf who could fool anybody into thinking he was a posher upper class citizen when really he's very poor and has a lot of spite,cunning and a huge greedy lust for money. I hope this isn't to late and it's what you're looking for! And that it's the right thread. Ive also fixed it due to request

((Sorry this post isn't applying but I would like to say this is a truly brilliant and origional guild and unlike so many other will actually add to our world, I would also like to ask somethings, would this newspaper be free and how would it be spread? Will it be on the forums? Sorry I'm just very exited at the prospect, If I ever kill off my current char I know the first job I'll try to get for my new one!))

Banned for making me want to put in some effort, I mean more than the average one liner which the majority of people use. The very basis of this thread was just so that lots of people could post funny replies to other peoples comments - spreading their message across easily with only one line. This means not having to spend ages typing at your computer, and that there's no risk of someone banning that person before you can even enter your message! It may be alright for one or two of us to decide to out longer messages,but that really puts the rest of us to shame, making us not want to post ourselves as it may be viewed as something that very little effort was out into. So overall your effort and non laziness is going to destroy this thread! Damn it....effort

4/10 I'll have you know-my moms rated PG!

Banned for having a gif as an avatar

Banned for trying to ban a coder