kingnothing

starch doesn't like writing apps

starch thinks anime is sin, would he lie to you?

leg update: legs haven't returned yet

ich bin gott

dude weed lmao

https://i.gyazo.com/ac43155d4489265fc02fd8328dc49cbb.png

tinfoil caps on boys

weebs are sinners

please stop roasting me

haha women amirite fellas

ama more like gayma l o l !

-1

no

I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT.
I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

more like lessghoul :/

welcome to walmart

I'm like... 100% alex-flavoured beverage

~~~ Praise the sun! ~~~

Your picture is a mudkip, in real life. It's beautiful.

Don't even care. It's just, no. X_X

I did a thing with my signature. IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? C:

Rayd Hawt Chilleh Pepahrs are my favourite thing.

Okay, so the people over yonder are having april fools day funs. And I'm trapped in this void box time travel thing. HELP. ;~;

I am a horse.

It's cancerous, I tell you.