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Porko

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  1. Can a member of the staff help me- I ss'd to Petrus and lagged into the ground. I am no slowly suffocating to death and only have 1 heart left. I logged out btw

    1. Porko
    2. Pikel Boldshoulder

      Pikel Boldshoulder

      Youe best bet is to kill yourself and then SS back there

  2. Happy Hanukkah.

  3. http://imgur.com/e5vOeKV Enjoy some meming while the server's down
    1. Porko

      Porko

      Would it be memeing? Eh.

  4. I personally disagree with this. While players should be encouraged to "Storm RP", this is creating a negative impact for those who don't. Also, it would just be an annoyance for travelers who would have to deal with random damage and mobs.
  5. George Winter hears of the upcoming battle, and is instantly inspired to look up everything he can about the conflict, attempting to gain a superior knowledge of the enemy and Waldian stratagems. He soon rises from his books, and runs off to fetch his cousin Martin to help him prepare.
  6. Why mememaster... why...

  7. ((Out of date, soon to be fixed)) EVIOS HALL Nicknames: Evios Age: 33 Gender: Male Race: Human (Highlander) Status: Lowborn Description Height: 5’11 Weight: 162 Ibs Body Type: Soldier’s build, muscular and lean Eyes: Brown Hair: Blonde Skin: Dusty, slightly tanned white skin Markings/Tattoos: Scar on his left eye Health: Good Personality: Evios seems determined yet optimistic. His life thrives upon having a sense of purpose, and doing his best to make things right while not throwing his life away. Inventory: Longsword, Kaedreni Arbalest, rations, paper & quill and cloth Further Details: Evios has a worn face, one that might arise from conflict and pain. Despite this, he not only seems to be in good health, but usually in a good mood. Life Style Alignment*: Lawful Neutral Deity*: The Creator Religion: The True Faith Alliance/Nation/Home: The Kingdom of Renatus Job/Class: Soldier Title(s): None Profession(s): Levyman of House Horen, personal bodyguard to Edmund Horen Special Skill(s): Athletic and strong from his lengthy military career Flaw(s): Afraid of absolute monarchies, yet feels lost without a sense of purpose Weaponry Fighting Style: Agressive, Evios uses hard strikes to wear down his opponent, then attempts to manipulate a mistake Trained Weapon: Longsword, Arbalest Favored Weapon: Kaedreni Longsword, Kaedreni Arbalest Archery: Decent shot with an Arbalest Biography Parents: Darus Hall, ____ Siblings: None Children: (Bastard) Veran Hall Extended Family: ____ Pet(s): None History The name's Evios Hall. I'm a Northerner Human, though I was raised in the woods near Abresi in the now sunken land of Anthos. My father was a humble woodworker, and my mother a simple saleswoman. They made enough to survive, and that was fine for us. My father taught me the ways of a woodsman, and I helped him out in his work. We lived happy, quaint lives. However, I decided to set out on my own at the age of 17. The world held many adventures, challenges and opportunities. It was ripe for the picking. I learned the use of a sword, and the art of battle became an interest of mine. Knowledge was another, as I spent many hours in the library of Malinor. Soon, it would end. The north thawed, and the sea claimed Anthos under it's violent waves. I lost my parents in the panic of the crisis. I haven't seen them since. And at the age of 23, in the new land of the Fringe, I began my military history. My first battles were alongside the House Silverblade of Oren, who became good friends of mine. My skills were honed against snow elves and dwarves, and my combat improved. The Bannermen collapsed in Thales, and I sought another way to serve Oren. I found myself as Decanus of the Imperial army, and then a Provost in the Arm of Disciplinarians in Athera. I became a fierce warrior, though I was too keen to follow orders blindly. The coup struck, and I was shocked. The Carrions seized power, and House Chivay lost it's control. Soon, the Imperial army was disbanded, and I was once again without a position. After this, I served in the short-lived Order of the Flaming Rose. Although, that too, was disbanded. My Life took a sudden turn when I was 33. At this point, I had been serving the great House Horen, and had become good friends with the Lord Edmund. This peace was shattered when the Grand Knight Maric Varodyr was charged with treason. He left the Empire, and re-created the Kingdom of Renatus, using Kaer Angren as it’s seat. Edmund was distressed, nervous that the Carrions were consolidating power for themselves, and declared House Horen neutral. I thought I would be safe in Petrus. But nay, I was arrested by a Flay just because of my tabard and violently interrogated. My left eye was sliced, but a Doctor was able to repair it, though I lost the use of it for an extended amount of time. Edmund was informed of this occurrence, and it influenced his decision to become a vassal of Renatus. My history is of conflict, armies, yet I've learned to uphold the peaceful values that I possessed back in the woods with my family in Anthos. I serve Renatus, and I have sworn to do what is right. I've learned to value life, and to live with cheer. I fight when it is needed. I am Evios Hall. Artwork Done by Agurka (<3 Great job)
  8. A meme told often enough becomes the truth.

    1. The Elder Eye

      The Elder Eye

      Such lies, much wrong, Doge not true.

  9. Memes are the future

  10. This is one step for meme... one giant leap for memekind.

  11. Anyone else here not able to connect? Any idea what's funky?

    1. Readicti

      Readicti

      I think it's just the server. I kept getting lag and timing out.

    2. James

      James

      Just a glitch, restart your mc and try again.

    3. AlmondTree

      AlmondTree

      It's not just a glitch since so many people have it, It's serverside.

  12. ((Just edit your old thread instead of making a new one.))
  13. ((This is a bare bones post, with little actual effort put into it. While you may have an idea, you're still new to the server, and you shouldn't make your own guild so quickly. I would recommend either joining an already existing group or developing your idea beyond "We are cool warriors join us hoo-rah". Develop lore and history, or make it more in-depth and appealing to players.))
  14. Come join me for a good 'ol game of Pretend your Xyzzy (Cards against humanity) @ http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=52 Password is: edgy

    1. Porko

      Porko

      The game has ended.

  15. We have too many races as it is.
  16. When I fought on the antag side, I took more damage from spell friendly fire than from the actual enemy

  17. Got some character art. I feel happy.

  18. Tythus is going to sell LotC to buy Steam from Valve.

    1. Lark

      Lark

      WHat are you talking about, LotC isn't worth that much

    2. Porko

      Porko

      Just banter, man

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