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  1. Paragon
    Leman Russ sighs. "Nevermind, Witchers it is."
  2. Paragon
    ban report for excessive nudity!!! this greatly upset me!!!
  3. Paragon
    A wandering Orc brigand eats several of these heretical posters.
  4. Paragon
    -Upon further investigation, it may be apparent that since evil Halflings steal Orc's money, they have no education fund and therefore no public schools and many Orcish cubs are left to die in the cold and as such never learn to read. The momentary sadness would dawn, then you see a large, black Orcish woman the size of a whale speaking. "'Donate 5 Minas and receive a letter from the Kub whose life you've saved every Elven month."
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    "Zuld." The note would appear. ((she got off for the night, won't be available till tommorow))
  6. Paragon
    "Gueeng ash?"
  7. Paragon
    "Nub. Nub guin' tu edgi pleecez."
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    As always, the posters hang at major roads and intersection. - ZNAGA FUR ZEYL. ZTURT AT EEET-HUNDARD MINARZ. ZHE IZ GUD AT KIKIN' AN' SQUEALINZ. The rest of the note lists basic information, such as the drawing, age, race, and abilities.
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    Grogren looks at these posters, nearly dying with laughter. "PUNEY TWIGGIEZ, DEY T'INK IT AM ALL URUKZ. DEY WULL PEEP DA' WURTH UF DA WARGOTHZ IF DEY ATTEACK."
  10. Paragon
    "SULD. Kentekt meh wit burd. Heb munney on burd, we will bring tu Clood Tempal."
  11. Paragon
    "GUING TREE TIMEZ? Anyash?"
  12. Paragon
    He continues stroking his neckbeard, giving it a small amount of time.
  13. Paragon
    "Goeeng twyce.."
  14. Paragon
    "Guuing unce..?" He blinks, seeing no one else offering. "Miygte eed her, nubudy wuntz.."
  15. Paragon
    Grog strokes his neckbeard.
  16. Paragon
    *Posters around towns, again, telling of an auction for man-meat* DIZ UUN IZ A NOOBER RAADY, MANY VALUUBLE. BID STURT AT 700. *A drawing follows.*
  17. Paragon
    "AKZEPTED. SEND MUNEY TU GRONKKSTON ((wolfie_seekar)) DEN MI CUM WIT HER TU TEMPAL."
  18. Paragon
    "BYHUDZ PLES."
  19. Paragon
    *Posters are pinned along major roads* TWU MUUR FUR SEEL BUTH WIMMIN BUTH STURT AT 200 MINARS - AZH IZ REDHED HUMIE SULD OTHER IS PRETTY ELF LADY
  20. Paragon
    *scratches neckbeard* FEEV HUNDWED
  21. Paragon

    One Uruk to rule them all, killing and selling Elves ahoy.

  22. Paragon
    "GUING UNCE!"
  23. Paragon
    "Bei-oot price iz 2k minarz fur each."
  24. Paragon
    ((ICly it's a drawing of the character, not the room. The writing would look Orcish though.))
  25. Paragon
    There's scattered posters, each with drawings of women. "BIDDIN FUR BLUE 'Un STURTS AT 700." "DA UDDER ONE IS 200." -
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