grimmothy

I don't understand why a post where I was trying to apologize was taken down, I'm completely in the wrong in this whole scenario but I'm really confused as to why that wasn't ok.

If pasta sauce was frightened would you call it Mari-SCARE-a?

If useless irl politicians can make

public transportation why cant LOTC?

#notmyGM #feminism

looking for hot singles in my area, hmu

Luv dipped oysters in 24 karat gold, it was decadent. So. *******. Delicious. She bought me afterwards in an effort to save me from being corrupted by what she called “working class scum”. Even though I am now legally her little elf on the shelf I’d say all in all it was an excellent evening 11/10 would get bought again. ?

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite, whose choking on the splinters.

Nice try guy, or should I say worst try

Quick question, so I was trying to dry my cat off from it's bath faster, so I 

slapped that bad boy in the 

microwave but when I looked away

to check snapchat I heard a weird 

noise and now the window is all red

and the door won't open please 

help.

RIP 10 minute deal

Rock beats mage

So like coming out to one's parents: any advice?

Ten minute deal, first person to message me I will teach every magic I have a TA for.

Ur...........gay

What does marcellus wallace look like?

when the supp can soraka my world 

When you're trying to enjoy alone time with the husband and stupid mages

ruin everything 

Who is this Kincaid?