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THE BASKING TURTLE REOPENS AN ADRIAN CLASSIC FOR THE AGES [!] Stefan Euler hands a stack of missives to a courier, who ventures all across Braevos sharing the wonderful news of the mirthful merchant… “To whom it may concern, You are invited to visit the newly reopened and relocated Adrian tavern, known far and wide as THE BASKING TURTLE. Back on Almaris, it was a popular stopping point in the town of Velec for any seeking a good drink or hearty meal. Though those days are long behind us, there are still countless wanderers in need of a resting place. So I have decided to reopen my fine establishment! The freshest Euler Max and the juiciest Whale Steak await you, on top of the most positive atmosphere in all the land! And, to commemorate this auspicious reopening, any and all who come visit are entitled to a free meal upon first visit! There will also be a weekly tavern night hosted here, any are invited to come make merry during the occasion! Come visit us!" - Stefan Euler, the Old Turtle.

it would be an episodic/anthology style show which goes from plot to plot because the cool thing about lotc is the 350 players all having their own narratives. infinite potential and possibilities

ELECTOR NAME: Stefan Euler ELECTOR HOUSE: Euler VOTE CAST: Yes. Elaboration: Surely, you would not expect me to vote with ******* Raevir dog-speak? (ONLY THE PONTIFF SEES THIS!!!)

@Greehncan i get packet priority for roleplay thanks

yeh about a week :)

christ has risen to all of my catholic bros see you in a week orthobros

@Nooblius Stefan Euler cannot help but laugh. "The only good Adria is an independent one, but the only independent Adria was barbaric and idiotic? HAH!"

Stefan Euler yawned as he saw the missive. He gave it a once-over for about three seconds, before tossing it behind him. "Whatever Callahan says is probably true!"

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Stefan Euler hides the wealth of the turtle, far from the prying eyes of viking raiders...

bandits arent real they're all just want to be your friends!

Stefan Euler the Turtle Sage rests calmly in his newly constructed tavern, pondering on the future proceedings while holding onto his staff. "Seventy five years, I haven't seen most of these people even step foot near Adria. Still, they deign to hold our fate in their hands and take our home away from us. Good on the pontiff to finally resolve this."

@BenleftIt seems that Honma Eiji has slept through this whole event! What a sleepy guy..

Stefan Euler rejoices, as he cooks up some more food for the refugees. "Back in the saddle again!"

i like music smile

here's mine i love metal i love doom metal i love power metal i love metal idk why the image is giant

this brainrot explains a lot .... +1

Stefan Euler gives a resounding thumbs up!

Within the walls of the soon to be abandoned Eulersburg, a weary albeit joyous man sits in the garden, enjoying the comforting sounds of birds chirping, water flowing and the wind rustling the pergola above. Years has the man spent in this home, writing this piece, and with a satisfied smirk he shuts his notebook and prepares to put to work his retainers on making copies and posting them around. The many years of my life have been spent in various situations–long stretches of turmoil and even longer stretches of prosperity. Throughout my time on this blessed earth, many lessons have been learned and I’ve decided that I should write these down and teach them to any who have ears to listen. Thus, the Way of the Turtle was devised. This symbol of peace and prosperity has represented my family for decades, and the calming lifestyle of the wizened animal has guided me to all my successes. Simply, I ascribe much of my mental fortitude to this philosophy. The Five Tenets of the Turtle Through the long nights and dark times that plague these lands, you must be a beacon of positivity that can inspire and uplift those around you. Mirth and joy are the first step–with these tools at your disposal, you will spread cheer and disperse negativity in swathes. When evil arises, and preys upon the innocent, a true Turtle will stand tall and protect them, for it is your duty to help those who need helping and to protect those who have no shell of their own. Though combat is sometimes unavoidable, a true Turtle sees violence as no more than a necessity–a tool to be used when all else fails and if it can be averted, it shall; for words resolve that which fists cannot often. Patience is a virtue that a true Turtle follows closely, for the hasty hare rarely wins the race. Dedicating half your day to rest and half to furthering yourself and your goals. There is time for action and time for rest, and you must balance these two closely if you seek to master yourself. A turtle’s memory is long, and thus you shall remember those who brought you up and kept you close. Your home is sacred and you must protect it and all who dwell therein, for they are your kin. Kinship is incredibly important, for the soul is not whole without friends and family. I hope these tenets and beliefs lead any who choose to follow them to a better and more satisfying life, as I truly believe that if you master the Way of the Turtle, you will master yourself. ~Stefan Euler, the Turtle

Hermann Wendl shambles awaits the command of his lord, the Archlich....

sir yes sir

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Distrugebot Chordus cackles maniacally as it stands beside The Iron Baron, the liquids in the alembic atop its head swirling violently with a green glow.