_krug_ 247 Share Posted October 9, 2014 OOC: ((Alright, so destroyer_bravo lost his posting perms, so I'm posting on his behalf, b/c he asked and b/c I'm a nice guy. So this is entirely his post, not mine, I'm just posting it for him. Just clearing that up.)) Rap'Lur returns from a long hunting trip in the northern wilds, carrying many high elf heads skewered on a pole, distraught with the current state of the Uzg. "WUB D'ZKAH EES DIS? Yu bezikulee teyk huge zteemee zhid un culture ub urukz, end den yu epekt uz tuu teyk et? Wai yu uze zum rendumb language tuu ripleyz Krughai? Bear Kebab ees zhid neyme fur d' Krughai! End den yu meyk bluud pakt ub ALLIANZE wib twiggiez? Mi ged det eets beddur den hitwiggie, but zeriuzlee? End den eftur det, yu meyk keyzuz bellies fur pinkiez? Fur wub, tuu zeem all 'offizhul'? END DEN, yu meyk ztupeed 'pruhtektureytez' wib deez nubash dumzhids, whu expeckt tuu bi treeted spezhul! Ef yu explain yuzelf, end ztop ektin zu wytewazh, den mi rest akkuzayzhuns. Eddurwyze, mi zhell bi forced tuu teyk akzhun ehginzt diz whitewash regeem." Rap'Lur proceeds to cross his arms, leaving the pole of heads on the ground next to him. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyShackles 886 Share Posted October 9, 2014 The Rex waves his hand. "Wur wid Mar." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorious 1899 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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