A Missing Artifact

[Skippy 2466]

 

    A lone fat dwarf emerged from the dwarven mines, tugging back with him a bag full of rare materials. After some time walking along the road, he returns to his thought to be safe home, the Irongut Clan Hall. Here he kept his valuable positions so they would be safe. Until that day. Entering the hall, Skippy dropped his mining bag in shock. The giant runic golem he had stored there had been stolen, and the culprit was obvious to him. Without second thought Skippy ran to his donkey and road around the dwarven capital, blowing his warhorn.

 

    "BRING TUH ME DE UN KNOWN AS BEROS OATHCAST! DE SCUM STOLE ME TREASURE! 'E STOLE DE GOLEM AH FOUND! BRING MEH DA GOLEM, ER BRING ME 'IM IN CHAINS!"

 

[EPICBEAST6209 130]

Yeulf Oathcast smirks "I'd like te' see ye' try and hurt my kin."

[Skippy 2466]

Yeulf Oathcast smirks "I'd like te' see ye' try and hurt my kin."

Should Skippy hear such a thing, he'd laugh at the ~4 Oathcasts trying to defeat his loyal Irongut kin!

[Gnomistry 1115]

Beros face palms at the whole thing wondering what new brand Skippy is smoking

[James 425]

Grungron Irongut pats skippy on the back "Ye stole it in da first place ya fool" 

[Skippy 2466]

Grungron Irongut pats skippy on the back "Ye stole it in da first place ya fool" 

"Sorreh ye were tuh obsessed wit' yer ascended **** tuh notice, but ah found it next tuh de Adunians, dug it out, and lugged it 'round. Den Beros swipes it frum undah me nose. Du ye 'ave nae pride, Grungron?"

 

Skippy would ask his seemingly friend!

[Gnomistry 1115]

"Sorreh ye were tuh obsessed wit' yer ascended **** tuh notice, but ah found it next tuh de Adunians, dug it out, and lugged it 'round. Den Beros swipes it frum undah me nose. Du ye 'ave nae pride, Grungron?"

Skippy would ask his seemingly friend!

Beros knows that's not entirely what happened but, he is happy him and Skippy are now getting along.

[James 425]

 

"Sorreh ye were tuh obsessed wit' yer ascended **** tuh notice, but ah found it next tuh de Adunians, dug it out, and lugged it 'round. Den Beros swipes it frum undah me nose. Du ye 'ave nae pride, Grungron?"

 

Skippy would ask his seemingly friend!

 

 

Grungron would sigh "Nay obsessed wit' ma ascended shoite, more so dat ye did nay even know da knowledge ov da golem lays wit' in da core, if ye du nay know da basics ov da golem 'n 'ow it operates ye s'ould nay take it. Let some un learned wit' golems like myself 'er Hogart' deal wit' it before moving it." 

[James 425]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.