Urukin for Ransom!

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TO THE REX OF THE UZG, I gladly inform you that we have captured two of your citizens and returned them to the Daelish within the oceans of the south. This is your one and final warning to pay compensation of 500 minae for both of their lives. Should this not be met within one saint’s hour, your people will pay for the crimes you commit religiously by making a mockery of the World’s spirits. Should you wish to fight for them instead, may Cruthaiche bless your decisions and that they are blessed with haste.

We await your arrival, 

Gowthur Douglas
 

 

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[ThatDutchFellow 1147]

Al-Uk'Lur stares at the lack of description or names of the supposed captured uruks resulting in the Swift dismissal of this missive 

[Barbog 448]

An ugly goblin snatches the letter out of the hands of a courier. He sees the note scrawled out.

He laughs for a solid minute, gives it back to the terrified git, and carries about his way.
What morons, expecting payment to return dishonorable Uruk.

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"The Urukin are so weak to even turn away saving their own kin, a shame of a race these ones are. Where are the might Raguk when the uruk need him, perhaps they are whitewashed still." Gowthur would call out into the Daelish isles.

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9 minutes ago, Qizu said:

"The Urukin are so weak to even turn away saving their own kin, a shame of a race these ones are. Where are the might Raguk when the uruk need him, perhaps they are whitewashed still." Gowthur would call out into the Daelish isles.

Fishbref is somewhere not caring, counting his shinies. 

[Ardory 2978]

Motsham Fizzard'Raguk releases a heavy sigh at the ransom, placing the paper down and rubbing his temples. "Agh here mi grukked da religion of deze Daelizh folk held zome promize, even planned a vizit," the Red skinned goblin snarls, "How foolizh of dem to squander zuch hozh ideaz in  da blood of uz Urukz. A zhame."

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4 minutes ago, Astrophysical said:

Motsham Fizzard'Raguk releases a heavy sigh at the ransom, placing the paper down and rubbing his temples. "Agh here mi grukked da religion of deze Daelizh folk held zome promize, even planned a vizit," the Red skinned goblin snarls, "How foolizh of dem to squander zuch hozh ideaz in  da blood of uz Urukz. A zhame."

"Now now friend, it's was upon your spirits and our need for money! IN FACT" the man would look towards the gate as a transaction was made,  "An honorable urukin just paid the ransom!"