The most captured soldier

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@indiana105 @Fionn__TWG
[!] A letter would be penned to the rebels of Hoonse.

To da fals Konieg of Hoonse Mikkal,

 

Ur best sulder, Kunstanz Barklay, has bin capturd, n u ned tu help hem.

 

yoo can rezcu da trator, er let hem join us, da righful caz like da smart man he iz.

 

Bring ur best mean tu gaystanwald.

 

long liv Sergee! Tru konieg ov Hoonse.

 

-by Markus Nikolai Morovar, tru loyal memba ov da real konieg.

 

 

[!] A drawing depicting Konstanz Barclay in captivity was submitted with the picture.

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Konstanz was too seethed out to care much for the capture, simply sulking on the bed of the room he was trapped in, the jammed door ahead being nothing but a cruel taunt.

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[!] A letter is addressed to Markus Morovor, written in crayon and fairly rough handwriting.

 

Dear the traytur Markus Morovor and the tyrannous rule of Sergey Barbov. Vy may have captured our soldier Konztanz but now we have vyr fat little Prinzenas. AND we defeeted two of vyr most loyal Bishop soldiers and made them cry. If vy ever want to see vyr Prinzenas again vy will release Konstanz Barclay UNHARMED at ONCE at Vidoos and vy will tell vyr traytorous Koeng to meet with us at our capital in Vidoos to discuss terms of vyr SURRENDER SOON. If vy do niet respond SOON Koeng Mikhail will make her eet flies like a real FROG.

 

- Maric var Ruthern, Lord Palatine of Hoonseti-Rooska.

 

Edited January 8, 2022 by Demavend

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[!] A letter is quickly crayonned back.

 

Tu da Traita Maric,

 

We will NOT com to ur little stupid place.

 

Insted, come to the Karensgrad playground, wen we say so.

We wil discus a seasefir 2 deal with da valewik rebles.

 

and we wil swap our prisners dere.

 

-Markus 'Champyun of Sergee'