To Valetwiggierex

[Rig 17579]

 

(Orcish Krugsmas Party, The Vale, Age of the Dragon, Year 26)

Dear Valetwiggierex,

 

I am Rhak'Dom, Rex of Lurak, the Gortslayer.

 

Upon crossing the threshold into your lands, I found an unfortunate illegal vagrant dwelling within your borders, and I dealt with him accordingly. I will share with you some of the profits here in the interest of Krug's Giving. As this next Krugsmas fast approaches, I encourage you to celebrate the holiday of Krugsmas, and to open diplomatic channels with Lurak.

 

Or unfortunately I will be forced to give you coal for Krugsmas. Ho, ho, ho! FATHER KRUGSMAS IS COMING TO TOWN! I eagerly await our communication. I have left you a box full of gifts in front of the tree.

 

THE GORTSLAYER, Rhak'Dom, Rex of Lurak, Emissary of Father Krugsmas

 

Aztul'Gorkil, Wargoth of Gorkil

 

Gazhnahk'Akaal, Warrior of Krug

 

Zorkul'Gorkil, Warrior of Krug

 

Drakzul'Gorkil, Warrior of Krug

 

Gurak the Clanless, The Flaming Fist, Warrior of Krug

 

Unnamed Maiden who watched and laughed