Motion to Dismiss, Church of Canon v. Atticus Keen, et al.

[Apricette 717]

2011 | Apocrypha

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" It bids naught, but deepest lament, to chance witness, our dearest kinfolk of the cloth, so readily defend such Apocryphal, prideful crimes of virtue, in such wanton avarice & wroth, to dare stand in choir to the perversions of our Celestial Father's true virtue, heart & will."

 

A languid sigh, hushed unto sleep-addled lips, as the kestrel brought of the penned missive, unto the Dame-Chancellor's effects.

 

" His late Holiness, James II, and our Exalted Father, must weep amidst the heavens, to chance see what has become of our most blessed flock; it is time, alas, that such apocrypha, and campaigns of depravity, as led by the Ivori, besmirching the values & name of our faith, whilst daring claim the Celestial Father's name in vain, ends, and our blessed flock, returned unto His path."

 

"Fore aught last vestige of grace & humanity they have left to claim, is snuffed out in their avarice, and wroth - as so many did before them. "

 

With a flick of her wrist, the Ordained Vicar's quill would return to parchment; the incident report soon penned & readied, for the prosecution's perusal.

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Ser Boris would read through the missive attempting to make sense of the sophisticated language used. He could feel his brain begin to ache as he read through the motion - though he thinks he manages to make sense of it all

 

"GOOD!" he states aloud, "Surely Church see innocence of Lord Keen with this. Damned Sarkozic snake try to make big problem with lie and slander he spread. Bishop Alaric too, must be want to make enemy of Ivorian people. How Lord Keen punish Boris and Eduard when they niet commit such heinous accused act? All evidence they gather, niet anything but hearsay. They try to make space goats out of us!

 

He would turn away from the documents and start to grumble to himself

 

"Boris think this nothing more than attempt to splinter states, create power grab..." Remembering the "NO KEENS" sign outside of Haense, and the embarrassing refusal of entry himself and Father Keen were subject to, a thought comes to mind which then slips out of his mouth: "Boris bets Haensir have something to do with all this. I feel it in bones. Truly make Boris SICK how far they stray from Carrion way of old."

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"Boring,"

 

St. Raguel, the Archaengul of Justice, spoke loudly at the gates of heavens.

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"AVE KEEN! AVE IVÖRIA! JUSTICE SHALL BE DONE, IN GOD'S NAME! STOP THE FRAUDULENT AND CORRUPT PROSECUTION!"

A disheveled, slightly manic Knight said from atop a mountain, wherein he hid in solitude. He had not really read the missive, as it was a lot of words, but apparently he was very opinionated.

"Sir, I'm just a courrier... Did you want to send a reply?"

"No, that is all."

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This motion has been thoroughly reviewed by the Court and, upon due consideration of the applicable legal principles and arguments presented, has been granted in accordance with the detailed reasoning set forth herein.