Lubba Press: A Performance to Remember! [V.1]

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Volume One

 

 

A Performance to Remember!

 

 

On the eleventh of the Sun’s Smile, year 262 of the Second Age, the beloved band LANDSKAR debuted their new album. My personal favorite was Eye of the Darkspawn. Currently, merchandise of extremely high quality is being sold within the bottom of Cerulia’s tavern, courtesy of the Bardmaster Solaris Maiheiuh. Make sure to get some before it runs out!

 

That will not be the only stage presence though. Soon, a dress competition between the men of Cerulia will be held, where you can behold your favorite men in gorgeous dress wear. The date is unknown, but the Lubba Press will be the first to notify the people. Alas, all the men-lovers of Cerulia will have to stay with their imaginations.

 

Earlier, there was also the first Cerulite culture lesson held by Luthien de Viola within the library, and will likely not be the last. See the noticeboard by the bank for upcoming events, news, and important details. 

 

The Cerulite military is also actively looking for new recruits! Benefits are: tax cuts, free gear and training, free limb replacements, and Mika’s approval.

 

The news of the day comes to an end, and so is the first volume of the Lubba Press. Enjoy the rest of your day, dear readers, and stay tuned for the next volume.

 

Sincerely Authored,

Lady Lantern

Trust me with your news!

[DrFong 226]

"I keep gettin' richer, and I just got my picture

on the cover of the Lubba Press."

 

Good Morrow, Landskar Lead-Lute.