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    Mysterious Dr Fong
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  1. “So, you place your final burden on your hard pressed next of kin. Send the chamber pot back down the line to be filled up again.” The Old Moss Garden Cemetery Have you given any thought to choosing your eternal resting place? Who will look after your worldly body when your glorious spirit has moved on? Are other cemeteries too expensive and too packed with dead heroes? The Old Moss Garden Cemetery might be the place for you. Paperwork and final expenses can be a hassle. Why leave more work for your grieving loved ones? You will be surprised at how affordable and painless final-life-planning can be, when you have the proper support. The ones you leave behind will thank you. The kindly Monks of Moss Garden wish to relieve you of your final burden. Allow our full-time caretaker monks to ease the minds of your loved ones with their eternal care. It is a very simple process. A friendly monk will begin by measuring your worldly vessel. This is done to make sure that we get a perfect fit for your eternal resting place. The salesmonk will then show you a selection of burial plots, cremation options and funeral decoration packages. Options like full buffet or celebrity guests can also be added at this time. The services provided by the diligent Monks of Moss Garden do not end with your burial or cremation. Far from it! Your grave or funerary urn will be lovingly and respectfully maintained for all of eternity by the loyal Monks of Moss Garden. Bulk Discounts Has there been a plague or horrific bloody battle near your settlement? Need things cleaned up quickly? The discrete Monks of Moss Garden will be honored to take over the corpse handling for your city or village. Group and mass-grave discounts apply with very few questions asked. Subscription services are also available. Funerary Services Offered Corpse pickup available Bring out your dead! Full mortuary service (stuffing, embalming, make-up, soul weighing) Non-denominational funeral services Optional All-You-Can-Eat Buffet We apologize that we can no longer accept unsolicited bodies! OOC Notes ((OOC: This is our first pinky toe placed into the deep, deep lore lake that is LOTC. If we missed anything or made any lore mistakes please let us know and we can update the thread. We have a lot to learn and hope to get to know you and your characters.))
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