Lubba Press: Eventful Events! [V.2]

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Volume Two

 

 

Eventful Events!

 

 

Excitement Brews Within the Grand Kingdom of Urguan!

 

With great pride, Cerulia will be hosting the Second Grand Auction of Urguan! Come to the amphitheater in the basement of the tavern on (Sunday, December 14th at 1PM EST). Attached is the official missive from the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, so please check that before you reach out. Those interested in selling may contact Barundin Jewelbeard (Cpt_Noobman) or Gusiam Jusmia (PrinceJose270).

 

The GRAND KING OF URGUAN ULFAR gave the Cerulite amphitheater a visit the other day, likely for the auction, and was given an astounding performance by our beloved Bardmaster Solaris Maiheiuh. So astounding, in fact, that he and his College, known as the College of the Four Arts, or Vailu Valmiran, have been invited to play at a future feast! The date is currently unknown, but the performance will no doubt be even greater than what the Grand King had enjoyed. Stay tuned! The Lubba Press will continue to bring updates on the happenings of this performance.

 

Geese Flock, Have They Come to Stay?

 

It has been observed by the local population that geese have invaded the city for a great while, and continue to do so to this day. They have a Goose Mother, whose true identity was requested to stay secret. The Mother has been seen helping in Cerulite affairs and is quite pleasant to be around, save for her judgemental hat. Does Cerulia have a native goose population now? Only time will tell.

 

An artist’s rendition of Mother Goose.

 

LANDZKAR, Incredible as Usual

 

LANDZKAR makes another wonderful performance within the Imperial crossroads, playing absolute bangers despite its location. They are also releasing a new volume of Ruby’s Musins soon! Keep an eye out for their missives for more concert dates and band related updates.

 

Color Eating Man Strikes!

 

A mage named Arthur stole Lenore’s hippo’s color—thankfully the hippo made a speedy recovery. And Lenore’s hair is back to orange. Whispers have been heard wanting it to go back to rainbow.

 

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As usual, the Cerulite military is also actively looking for new recruits! Benefits are: tax cuts, free gear and training, free limb replacements, and Mika’s approval. Contact Alaydia Vacare if interested.

 

Wish to have your news featured? There is now a Lubba Press Box by the noticeboard! Write your news, sign the paper, and place it within the Lubba Press Box. If it is page-worthy, I, Lady Lantern, will send a letter of reply.

 

That is all that the second volume of the Lubba Press has to offer today. Enjoy the rest of your day, dear readers, and stay tuned for the next volume!

 

Sincerely Authored,

Lady Lantern

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