LOBSTERLARRY 2 YEAR AMA!!! (Definitely not 2 months late)

[i.uomini 2552]

3 questions.

1) What is the MOST amount of mina youve ever had at any given moment? Including liquid mina, and the BASE-MARKET-PRICE of whatever high-value items you also possessed at the time?

2) What was lobster larry like before becoming a big baller? Just an SOL rper? maybe an imperial fleep?

3) What was it like when you FIRST joined the server? Everyone remembers their first 2 weeks, give me your impressions and key memories.

[LobsterLarry 1514]

On 2/2/2026 at 2:27 PM, DarkParty said:

ik absolutely nothing about you XD. Let's see...Can you remember the funnest roleplay experience you have had?

I absolutely can. I was in Veletz with the Vinovians (Not on our Vinovian characters as they did not exist yet, but on our Orcs during the war). We were in a very serious alliance meeting when my character Klog'Gorkil and Olpx's character Apek'Gorkil started emoting farting and giggling in front of many powerful nobles and making a scene for our community. It was silly and to this day it was completely stupid, but I have never had more fun laughing in a call with my greatest friends as we trolled an entire roleplay meeting that we had no idea what was going on. God bless Apek'Gorkil, and may he rest in peace. @Olpx

[LobsterLarry 1514]

On 2/2/2026 at 7:04 PM, i.uomini said:

3 questions.

1) What is the MOST amount of mina youve ever had at any given moment? Including liquid mina, and the BASE-MARKET-PRICE of whatever high-value items you also possessed at the time?

2) What was lobster larry like before becoming a big baller? Just an SOL rper? maybe an imperial fleep?

3) What was it like when you FIRST joined the server? Everyone remembers their first 2 weeks, give me your impressions and key memories.

I would say (Since I used to pool my money with someone 300k) but out of my own personal assets probably around 120-130k. In the BANK probably 45k but I like to keep my finances tied up in assets rather than liquid).

I was always a big baller man. Born to drip. I came to this server as a Veletz fleeper for Krugmar after my dear friend Cobbbler invited us to the server. After finding my true calling as a material enthusiast, I made it my mission to minmax as hard as possible, to which I then started investing in materials and cared more for the trade than the actual CRP itself, and even though I have had 'powergaming' reports on me, I never really looked for CRP since I recognized I was being a douchebag about my magics and items I had, and so the CRP's I did have, I treated like pokemon and just tried to win. I'm back now with still 0 interest in crping (or pvping anymore for that matter) and dedicate my second chance to solely trading and giving out loans to nations who want to make cool content and builds. (Also though I may not enjoy the conflict side of things anymore I still really enjoy teaching people the sciences of PVP and how to improve, regardless if they're my enemy or not. I like seeing people get better at things they enjoy)

Me and Olpx got probably more infractions on our cards in our first two weeks than most long term players have had put on them since they started playing. We had no intention of roleplaying and did not know or care about the server systems. That being said Klog and Apek is the best time of my entire playthrough on LOTC and I wish my bruddah was still around so we can continue to do stupid shit. I have not met a community on this server that I have such a huge passion for and a deep rooted love for that matches Krugmar, and I believe that they have the best playerbase to ever reach this server. I would give them all the clothes off my back in a heartbeat. I love every last one of them. I remember being fascinated by Orc lore, Shaman lore, and the Akaal clan (Despite being Vinteki, then Gorkil, then Akaal) SOLELY because of the cool design of their armor. Now I am fascinated by their lore and am huge into Panashea's shamanism writings to this day. He is one of the most brilliant lorewriters I've ever seen (besides one of my best friends xo31, who is a wizard in the head of ideas of great brilliance). I also would not play this server anymore if it weren't for my other bestest friends HogoBojo and Bak3d_Potato. God bless all of the people I've mentioned. Also shoutout the moderators I gave headaches to from the first day I joined to today. I fw you all (except for ferdaboy. that guy is an *******)

[Turnipian 203]

Can i take you to popeyes?

[LobsterLarry 1514]

1 minute ago, Turnipian said:

Can i take you to popeyes?

Are you trying to take me to dinner? Popeyes? What are you, CIA? How do you know I enjoy Popeyes so much? Are you with 'THEM'? I'll have you know I don't talk to feds. But if I did, I would let them take me to Popeyes, and yes, we would hold hands while I eat shrimp to my hearts content. But only if you pay. That shit is expensive. But I would go. But if you ask ANYTHING about Switzerland, the entire deal is off, but I will still expect you to buy me the food. Even if its laced with deadly chemicals, that shrimp is BUSSIN.

My Popeyes order (i dont even care if you call me fat) is a 1/4 Lbs Shrimp Combo with 2 Piece Tenders, Large fries and a Large Diet coke (I eat once a day (to ward off the fat allegations I know you will claim) and I am a Type 1 (means i was born with it, shoutout my LOTC diabetics) diabetic so I drink diet, I could drink regular but it tastes terrible.)

[Turnipian 203]

What are your top three conspiracy theories.

What are your top MCDONALDS menu items.

 

What is the deal with Charlie Sheen.

[Thalyric 72]

1) have you committed warcrimes? (irl or lotc)

2) who's your lotc husband/wife (like work best friend)

3) who would you permaban if you had the chance and why

4) if you die can i have your mc account

5) Does the Holy Spirit proceed from the Son?

Hi. I'm Thalyric with the Imperial Revenue Service. We've seen that you've been underpaying your War Tax. Do you have time to come in for a quick chat?

[LobsterLarry 1514]

1 hour ago, Turnipian said:

What are your top three conspiracy theories.

What are your top MCDONALDS menu items.

 

What is the deal with Charlie Sheen.

thank you.

Keep in mind most information you receive from News outlets and videos may be tainted with misinformation or disinformation or IS true, but is probably just going to clutter your mind to distract you from something far more sinister. Just because they reveal evil stuff and you think they are hiding something even worse, doesn't mean its not happening, but it just means that maybe they released it to keep people from searching into other things. Your mind can be influenced and people who are very smart have figured out how to keep your mind busy. If you see something, it may not be beneficial to spend most your time looking into it, as that could be something that is set almost as a trap to get your eyes away from the real trouble. Remain vigilant and always keep an open mind. Things are evil, but there is also good in this world. If you feel these topics discourage you, just stop looking. It doesn't hurt to go and look outside and admire the beauty in a world so full of darkness.

Here are my FAVORITE CONSPIRACY THEORIES!!!!!!! (Im going to try to not get perm banned talking about these and I have no idea if any of these are infohazards or cognitohazards so please take this with a grain of salt and do not look into it if you are prone to anxiety)
I will just say the names of the ones I know, but if it tickles my fancy I may add more information

1) Lets just get it out of the way; the Deep State. I entirely believe this and there is nothing that can convince me this is not real. I wont go and say who I think is part of the Deep State but it probably isn't who you would think I'd say if I did. I absolutely ABSOLUTELY believe the entire government of Switzerland is part of it, as well as every single billionaire who resides there or parks their cash there through shell companies and other Central Banking schemes. I think maybe only 20% of the president's we've had are actually a part of it, and in recent years (Since the 2000's) I only really believe one, maybe two, are in it, but I won't go into detail as to who I believe to be a part of it. Just their actions line up with a myriad of actions that previous large central banking officials have done in past history, so it is likely they are taking from the same playbooks.

2) Demons are real, and they are probably winning. There is much I could say about this but it boils down to the poisoned well theory (this you could look up on youtube there is this really brilliant Book Review guy that I watch who makes some excellent videos on this kinda stuff who has made a specific video about this topic). Here is kinda how the theory goes; If all of this information about these criminals and horrible horrible people is being made public, it is poisoning the information well, most likely as a distraction to something far more sinister. It was literally confirmed in some recent release of information that hit the public that men in power are doing rituals that are evil. If they are making faustian bargains with demons, then what is the bargain for in the Demon's favor? Does it give them power? What would they need the power for? Are these demons fueling a battery to bring someone back to life or do some sort of evil maniacal plot? Perhaps there is a war between the heavens and hell, and both sides are using Earth as a festering ground for soldiers in the afterlife. What if the only reason the demons are being so brazen with their rituals is because they may know about the whereabouts of God, insinuating that he may be missing, or even worse, no longer. This could then put the assumption that some sort of archangel or a group of them is in control of heaven, and does not have the power or authority to do something about the constant evil here on earth, and so the demons can get away with these acts so carelessly. If this is the case, then Rapture is a lot sooner than we think, and we will need to prepare for a holy war in which Good is at a severe disadvantage, or perhaps has already been fought, and we have lost. This could then reinforce that Earth is just a place for evil to go rampant to make the demons even stronger. This entire thought process is the reason I now believe in God, and that I pray that we are winning. There is nothing more terrifying than the thought of Good losing against Evil. If this is the case, remain Good and spread kindness and joy, and though we may lose, we will do it continuing the work of God and with love in our hearts.

3) ABIOTIC OIL. This gets tricky you see, one because I am not a geologist so I would not be able to comprehend the validity of this, and two because to prove it, would mean to discredit the entire global petroleum agenda, which is ran by the idea of 'BIG OIL'. A lot of people in the Oil Industry have said for years that we may be running out of Oil, to raise the price and control the overall supply of Oil. If in the case that Oil is in fact Abiotic, would mean that it is a natural process of the Earth, and not ran by life petrifying over years and years of change. This would explain how despite decades of warning by Big Oil about how we are running out, we never actually do, and our oil supply stays roughly the same. This could then bring on the idea that our Oil reserves won't really run out, and it is just one scheme to keep us going into Solar and other renewable systems of energy, purely for Big Oil to profit and control the supply further. This is really cool in my mind because I personally love the idea that it was not the dinosaurs that makes my car run, but just a bunch of silly little rocks clashing together to make oil. (For reference Big Oil is another conspiracy theory that the oil price and supply is ran by a bunch of deepstate elites who run the Petroleum business across the world to keep profits flowing while holding back civilization just to keep milking more and more of the world's money every year... Literally super evil and corrupt, hence why lobbying against Oil companies almost always fails.)

4) (I know you said 3 but I had to add it...) Rosicrucianism (DEFINITELY PERHAPS AN INFOHAZARD OR COGNITOHAZARD SO LOOK IT UP ON YOUR OWN CAUTION.) It is so cool and I don't understand it all yet but out of all religious cult/organizations this is truly the coolest. It's like if you mixed the illuminati with christianity and super cool and awesome magics. Also sounds really cool... and is cool. I love these guys. If they are reading this right now I'd love an invitation to join thanks.

5) yea yea i know you said 3 but its SNOWDEN!!! I LOVE THAT GUY. He is prolly livin it up in Russia rn with some cool ass aliens or something. not really but i think its cool to actually talk about this. America has actually had technology to turn your cameras on without notifying you to spy on you, turn your microphones on to listen in, and even has the potential to turn speakers into microphones via smart tvs and any other cool devices to listen in without you knowing. watch the Snowden movie, and thank me later. I know this is real btw cuz I was in Washington DC once on my laptop in a hotel next to the treasury and was looking for it to be real and the moment I plugged it in, I noticed my packets were being altered on my pc. thanks. was really cool to see and it was exciting, but it scared the holy bejeebus out of me and instantly made me a schizophrenic in that moment, and probably is what put me on the whole conspiracy theory schizophrenia arc I am still on today.

My top mcdonalds menu items? breakfast: sausage egg cheese biscuit with 2 hashbrowns. lunch: I dont eat that much but my dad likes the Fish Filet with no tartar sauce and I get his fries and his drink. huge salt fan. not a big sweets guy (but i love their vanilla shake. only icecream id ever eat EVER, only cuz its vanilla) big fan of taco bell mostly, nacho fries are lit.

The deal with Charlie Sheen... I do not know much of him, but I looked up his movies and found the ones that have the most conspiracy theories that I know of that are linked to the movies, so I will say that I DO know Charlie Sheen is a major Drug Addict and has HIV (sadly..) and he was in Apocalypse Now (Which is a trippy movie) (Which is the only one that I believe has a conspiracy theory that I know of so far besides MAYBE Ferris Bueller), Ferris Beuller's day off (I don't remember too much when I watched it, but I know it was good when I did?) I really thought the Scary Movie movies were funny when I was younger watching them, idk if I'd rewatch them though. I had NO idea he was in the original Red Dawn, but that is like one of my favoritest movies ever. I absolutely LOVE Red Dawn, and the whole idea of it just brings out the schizophrenic in me. Overall he's solid but I don't know too much.

1 hour ago, Thalyric said:

1) have you committed warcrimes? (irl or lotc)

2) who's your lotc husband/wife (like work best friend)

3) who would you permaban if you had the chance and why

4) if you die can i have your mc account

5) Does the Holy Spirit proceed from the Son?

Hi. I'm Thalyric with the Imperial Revenue Service. We've seen that you've been underpaying your War Tax. Do you have time to come in for a quick chat?

Warcrimes on LOTC probably, irl not yet.

my lotc husband is HogoBojo (would marry hogobojo if he let me, dumb bastard wont let me)
my lotc wife is Bak3d_Potato (we literally spent probably 2-300 hours scouring Aevos last map looking for herbs while chillin listenin to music.) they my day 1 uncontested.

if i could permaban someone i would perma ban MaltaMoss so I can play more counterstrike with him. I know he doesn't log on anymore as much but that is my duo for wingman all day every day. love that guy. reason? i made it da *** up.

ill think about giving you my account if I die, but no promises. i'd probably give it to hogobojo or someone cool like that. probably xo31 since he could do some cool stuff with all my money and loot.

idk truly what that means but I personally do not believe Christ is God? I think that God is God, and maybe even perhaps we are all aspects of God, but to be personally the son of God, I do not know. I was not there. LOL.

how the hell you know i dont pay my taxes. you a fed?

[media 75]

What came first, The Chicken, The egg or The Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VI GSR Tommi Mäkinen Edition?

Edited February 4 by media

[LobsterLarry 1514]

39 minutes ago, media said:

What came first, The Chicken, The egg or The Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VI GSR Tommi Mäkinen Edition?

probably the egg. i believe in evolution. but i think the egg would have been needing to develop first for reproduction capabilities prior to the actual chicken we know today. if you like chicken please check out my cool waghbeaztz. they are NOT to be touched since we need them for wagh. but they are cool.