Look, A Badger! Er, A Belgian One...

[Belgian Badger 5]

Why hello there! My name is the Belgian Badger, but my real name is Noah, because... Belgian Badger isn't a possible real name. Yes, I am a real Belgian person. No, I don't speak French. No, I don't live in Belgium. Why is that? Because there's this place called Canada which isn't in Belgium, and I live in that place called Canada. What? No, Canada isn't a poultry name, it's a country, you nitwit! Why would you think that?

 

So in this magical place called Canada, there is a thing called "people." I am a person. No, I am not a Badger, why would you ever think such a thing? When I was in my mother's stomache, before I was born... No! Babies do not come from the butt! You guys watch too much Family Guy... Anyway, when I was in the womb my parents moved from Brussels. No, not Brussel Sprouts, a place called Brussels. Anyway, from Brussels, to Canada.

 

After living in Canada, I have great news for the rest of the world! Canadians don't say "Eh" after every sentance! And they don't have dogsleds or live in igloos! I know, who could've thought that?! But with the weather they certaintly COULD live in igloos. Ugh... Canadian weather. Anyway, why are you still here? Off with ye!

[everblue2er101 906]

[hammer01 29]

I live in canada... and they DO say "eh" a lot. Either that or "hey".

[-The Doctor- 65]

You guys reckon badger tastes good?

[Belgian Badger 5]

You guys reckon badger tastes good?

Of course! Wait, er... I mean, No, it does not taste good at all and will give you every virus possible, causing you to die a horrible painful death... heheheh... Yea.... That...

[bignsxxy 128]

What part of France is Belgium in again?(joke)

 

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