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Sellin' Me Pearlies! ((Like A Peasant))

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As you wander through major cities in Anthos you may come across a poster, if you happen to venture close to such a poster.. You would find that it was written in a remarkably italic writing with a hint of peasant

 

" 'Ave ya ever been late for a noble ball? A peasanty jig? A local stonin'? Well! Worry no longer! Wit' this new renaissance age thing-a-majig! Now wit' a simple throw o' dis magical orb ya will go flyin'! Pried from de cold dead hands o' monsters! T'is only a measly payment o' twenty minas each!

 

Buy one get one double de proice! Hehehe, I kid ya peasanty illiterate kiddies! So send us a letter! We be stationed in Gallmore! Talk te me masters Aleece and Charleh Archdeemund."

 

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A disgusting, badly drawn figure (Celestria) having his thumbs up is drawn onto the parchment.

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Alice reads over her advertisement that her servant wrote for her

 

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? NOBODY WILL EVER BUY THESE NOW!"

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Jorji Costava smiles.

 

"Haha! This is very funny, friend! I hope you make more fake joke like this in future!"

 

His forced laugh wears off as he walks away.

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Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.

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