A Tropical Vacation

[Free The Hobbits 859]

A boat begins to fall upon the shores of a tiny island off the coast of Malinor. The small uncharted island was home to a tiny burrow and a wild overgrown garden. The Halfling boat halts to a stop two Halflings get off the boat in the makeshift dock, setting anchor before stepping off on the hot sand. The older Halfling breathes in, the forest and water seeping into his skin as he stretches his arms, the captain looking out of the balcony of the boat. The Elder had made it to his secret vacation burrow away from noise, annoyance, and Posco's big head.

"Ah, I don' even miss 'em ye'."

The Elder unloads his luggage, all 20 kegs of ale, 10 chests of miscellaneous food, and a chest of clothes for his months of relaxation and rest from the outside world.

((Gonna be away for a few days, will be available on Skype if I get on it))

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Milo slowly floats by Bolo's "secret" burrow on the S.S Shroomington, giving Aris the signal to fire the Seed Spewers. Within minutes Bolo's boat sinks and his burrow is destroyed, along with all his food and ale, leaving him stranded for all eternity!

 

When Milo and Aris return to Lenfarthing they are greeted with mountains of cake n' cookies, and a festival is held for the mighty heros who finally rid everyone of the ugliness that is Bolo!

 

*Credits roll by and reveal a bonus scene! YAY!*

 

 

After many months of being stranded Bolo finally starves to death and is eaten by a pack of rabid otters.

 

THE END

[Free The Hobbits 859]

Red stone clinks and clatters in the island as the secret staircase opens up in the mountainside, the old beat up burrow falling down. The shiny new burrow had a hot tub full of ale he had been wanting to try along with a submarine he could ride around in. Oh the joy of being prepared. Meanwhile, a pack of angry frog men stomp into Milo and Aris' burrow, eating their cake covered faces off and carrying Bolo on his pumpkin throne

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Milo lifted his staff high in the air, entangling the frogmen in vines of steel as Aris beat them to death with a wooden spork. After the frogmen were defeated Milo and his buddy Aris marched on the pumpkin throne (A throne forged out of a thousand pumpkins of the vanquished.) with the entire might of the lighthouse lane and the brookbend burrows at their backs. They battled outside the burrow of Elders landing for many a nights but in the end they breached the round door and rooted Bolo out of his throne. Aris then ordered Tibb to sit on Bolo so he couldn't escape while the rest of the Elders and Faldo the Lenmaster (A pointless title) decided his punishment. After much discussion they decided the worst punishment for Bolo would be staple a large pair a shoes to his feet and force him to live out the rest of his days with.... THE BIGGUNS!!! DUN DUN DUN!

THE END... again.

[Free The Hobbits 859]

Milo lifted his staff high in the air, entangling the frogmen in vines of steel as Aris beat them to death with a wooden spork. After the frogmen were defeated Milo and his buddy Aris marched on the pumpkin throne (A throne forged out of a thousand pumpkins of the vanquished.) with the entire might of the lighthouse lane and the brookbend burrows at their backs. They battled outside the burrow of Elders landing for many a nights but in the end they breached the round door and rooted Bolo out of his throne. Aris then ordered Tibb to sit on Bolo so he couldn't escape while the rest of the Elders and Faldo the Lenmaster (A pointless title) decided his punishment. After much discussion they decided the worst punishment for Bolo would be staple a large pair a shoes to his feet and force him to live out the rest of his days with.... THE BIGGUNS!!! DUN DUN DUN!

THE END... again.

While this happens, the bird men fly through the air with fumble on top of them gracefully, bombs fall to the ground torching the vi Ed and releasing the caged frogmen and Bolo himself before the staples were put on and begins to bomb the burrows of the two Elders, the smoke clears the bodies of the old men lying unconscious. Faldo, was on Bolo's side the entire time, using Pete's Druidic powers they decided the best punishment was to turn them into trees to live with the pointy ears forever. Bolo takes a large garbling shear and begins landscaping the two Elders, severing Milo's aspect connection in the process,

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By the power of the Aspects Milo takes his new ent powers and smashes Bolo's burrow to bits. In great fear of Ent-Milo, Bolo cowers in Faldo's burrow while Petyr returns to his forest of Ultra-Trippyness. A few hours pass and Milo has begun gathering his army of hedgehogs to dig into the burrow and chitter Bolo to insanity. But, before Milo could put this plan into action Faldo turned into his true form of Fryste the High Prophet and sacrificed Bolo to Iblees infront of his shrine. (Which is hidden under his burrow behind some pistons, just a btdubz.) With Bolo now fully dead with no chance of being saved by the monks (Or somehow BSing his way out in some post to follow this one) Milo then returned back to his true hobbit form, along with Aris, and threw the grandest of festivals where they whacked pinatas that were made to look like Bolo and lived happily ever after!
 

THE END.... again... again.

[Heff 2460]

Fumble drags his robot towards the vacation burrow "C'mon mistah beepers!" A pig trails behind him, a collar that reads "Mr Porkah", also a wolf named "Mrs Porkah" follows close behind. Fumble and his many non-child friends step into the burrow.

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Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.