JoshBright

The Lord of the Craft Tech Team is very very very weird, and I don't think they are right in the head. That's what you get when you have a bunch of old guys who've been working with computers for thirty years or more. They know things that even the most cutting edge programmers don't understand, and they can build anything from scratch if they need to. They have this one guy named Lockages, he is very weird and shady. And then there was this one time when I said I wanted to be a Paladin and he said he could make me one if I would just kill off all the orenian players! I know what he meant though because I've always wanted to become a Paladin, you know? Anyway, the point is that I can't trust him at all. Then there is Llirian the Lord of the House Masters who is also very strange. He wears black robes and has white hair, like a monk or something. But he likes to wear his sword on his back and carry a big staff in front of him that looks like it belongs to a giant centipede. There is also this strange dude named Aesopain that works for them sometimes and I overheard him talking about how they were going to murder someone so that he could take over their house. As far as I'm concerned, that makes him an enemy of mine whether he realizes it or not. I saw him the other day standing next to Llirian, looking smug, but I didn't say anything to him. I mean I don't want anyone to think that I'm being friendly with him. Don't get me started on their management team either; they are soooooo uptight and stuffy. They keep telling us we need to be more professional, and that's funny since the only professional thing they do is try to recruit people who have been banned from other games for creating AI Robots who cheat at chess! Anyway, if you want my opinion about how to fix this game, here it is: 1) Get rid of all the newbies. We're not going to play with them unless they show some talent or ability, and those kids who can't even spell "can't" aren't worth our time anyway. 2) Make the game harder. Force the entire player base to use 2FA and reverify it is them every 2 minutes. 3) Make the drop rate of loot way lower than 1%. That will stop the cheaters dead in their tracks. 4) Stop trying to make everyone happy. It won't happen. People are stupid and they'll complain no matter what you do. Just fix the game instead. 5) And finally, fire the whole management team so we can have fun again. I hope you like my suggestions, because you better implement them soon or else I'm going to go start my own guild. -Lance

"A reasonable response to the chaos of the peerage, I am interested to see the outcome of such an event." Said a elf resting within his house in a faraway land "I wonder if either side will hire assassins" he would ponder for a moment before returning to his work.

Jarad would remember being shown kindness and respect by the queen, raising a glass within his home he would mutter a small prayer in the hope they would be treated as well in death as they treated others in life.

ITS THE GREENTAGS MAN, THEY DISABLED THE LINK!

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"cerritulus dryadalis dude" Jarad said to the missive

how do you get so goofy?

[!] The Invitation has been extended to the King of Urguan and his citizens! @Legoboy7984 [!] The Invitation has been extended to The King of Balian and his citizens! @Shmeepicus "I see it is that time." Jarad said well rolling his shoulders "Time for round three of Lord Steward" he said with a chuckle "Still it is about time Acanthus took some damned rest, I don't believe I have seen him sitting down relaxing 12 years at this point!" he said half annoyed and half worried for his llir's health, with a hefty sigh he would reminisce for a moment before saying "Hail the High Prince and Hail the High Princess" He would stand up and walk over to the tree of birds within Helious, sending off the newly created invitations.

Jarad Munnel would give a highfive to The King of Thorns @AgentofDeath13 and Evgenija Larian @GrowingIvy

Limit citizen door count to 3 or 4 max.

Jarad would frown at the news and mutter "May he finally rest in peace"

Jarad Munnel would read the missive before commenting "If the paladin raided Sedan then i assume Sedan is allying themselves with Darkspawn" he said before chuckling "It is rather ironic how Sedan indirectly admitted to knowingly harboring darkspawn"

I strongly approve of this amended lore for Malchediael's Radiant Templars. I understand the intention of having a powerful purging magical ability, and I do not have any problems with it. I like this lore because firstly, it is not very far-reaching and powerful. Cleansing Clap has the potential to break skulls and shatter a Templar's hand when improperly used. Furthermore, the power of this ability means it can remove curses, even those put on by Djinn and Druids. This completely eradicates their intended power and severely diminish them as a legitimate enemy, which I think should happen. Lastly, I agree to the idea that it affects most Dark CAs as there would be no serious balance implications involved in bringing down such creatures with so little effort. All in all, this is not too powerful and should be incorporated into the lore.

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Issued on the 18th of Helious’s Welcome, 26th Sun’s Year | 10th The Deep Cold, 108 Fox Age ★──────────★─────────★──────────★─────────★──────────★ !! CALLING ALL FISHERMAN !! All the Fishermen in the land have been called to join the First Grand Fishing Tournament of Almaris. We shall raise our rods and fish our hearts out at this grand event to crown the first Prince of the fish! Everyone in all of Almaris is invited to this special event. May the fishermen who have laid dormant for so long once again rise in a heated fishing battle! All those who wish to partake must come to the Helious Guildhall in 4 Elven Days 1st Place - The title of “Prince of Fishing” + Bragging Rights + A Custom Fishing Rod + 30 mina 2nd Place - 20 mina + A Custom Fishing Rod 3rd Place - 10 mina ★──────────★─────────★──────────★─────────★──────────★ Signed, Lorec Bani Stormheart, First Harbormaster, Captain of the S.S. Fishy Fishy and Co-Head of Helious Guild Hall His Highness, Alejandro Arman de Pelear, Prince of Hyspia, Second Harbormaster, Lead of Foreign Affairs and Transcription, Co-Head of Helious Guild Hall, Dockmaster of Hyspia His Ducal Highness, Jarad Munnel, Taur and Duke of Helious, Duke of Alterk, Margrave of Vali’mae, Count of Voclia, Viscount of Oblen, Baron of Achyae & Sievis, Lord of Sen’nyor, Patriarch of Munnel, Patron Lord of the Fishing Guild

Issued on the 17th of Helious’s Welcome, 26th Sun’s Year | 9th The Deep Cold, 108 Fox Age ★──────────★─────────★──────────★─────────★──────────★ Upon the calming of Krugmas/Truvmas/Dwavmas the ice upon the shore of Helious has remained frozen thus it is declared for the First Grand Ice Prix. The second is what is to be an annual tradition around the season of Truvmas. We would like to extend a hand upon this snowy day to the friends and allies of Helious and Amaethea to join us for such an event. 1st Place - A Special Medal + 60 mina + Bragging rights 2nd place - A Special medal + 20 mina 3nd place - A Special medal + 10 mina SPECIAL INVITES ARE SENT TO THE FOLLOWING: ARISTOCRACY OF AMEATHEA & HELIOUS His Royal Highness, Acanthus Daesmon, High Prince of Amaethea and his royal pedigree @AgentofDeath13 Her Royal Highness, Idril Sylveari, Princess-heiress of Amaethea and her royal pedigree @JJosey His Highness, Kosher Daesmon, Prince of Amaethea and his royal pedigree @Pancho Her Ladyship, Stalashal Vuln'mirel, Lady Commander of Ameathea @TaytoTot The Honorable, Klaus Franzen, Viscount of Sudwin and his noble pedigree @Sparkpowder The Honorable, Agatha Hope, Viscountess of Durtara and her noble pedigree @JudgedKitty Her Lordship, Fallon Bishop, Baroness of Gascony and her noble pedigree @Fawnytheturtle His Lordship, Vakas Aessereg, Baron of Avugar and his noble pedigree @Disklexia His Lordship, Malus Corrin, Baron of Luminos and his noble pedigree @excited FORIGEN DELIGATIONS Alexander I King of Balian and his citizens @Shmeepicus His Royal Majesty Karl III King of Hanseti and Ruska and his citizens @GMRO Willy of San’Velku and the Iron Horde @Cloakedsphere Netseth Loa’Chil, Primarch of Nor’asath and his citizens @ColonelKuehl1 Agnar Grandaxe King of Urguan and his citizens @Legoboy7984 His Highness, Ceasar de Pelear, Viceroy of Hyspia and his royal pedigree @Javert The Honorable, Drako Darkwood, Count of Renduzzoand his noble pedigree @HIGH_FIRE His Lordship, Aurik Bishop, Baron of Ostervik @Lomiei ★──────────★─────────★──────────★─────────★──────────★ Signed, His Ducal Highness, Jarad Munnel, Taur and Duke of Helious, Duke of Alterk, Margrave of Vali’mae, Count of Voclia, Viscount of Oblen, Baron of Achyae & Sievis, Lord of Sen’nyor, Patriarch of Munnel Her Ducal Highness, Sorise Munnel, Tauria and Duchess of Helious, Duchess of Alterk, Margravine of Vali’mae, Countess of Voclia, Viscountess of Oblen, Baroness of Achyae, Floyya & Sievis, Lady of Sen’nyor, Matriarch of Munnel The Most Honorable, Ember Munnel, Countess of Yagrasylvvy, Heir to the Munnel Family and the Duchy of Helious

Jarad would look upon the missive and mark the date on his calendar "I hope that Ember doesn't catch a cold, she never did good in the winter season despite being a winter child."

Fisherman Guild Directory ═════════════════════════════════════ ═════════════════════════════════════ First Harbormaster: Lead of the Fishing Guild Second Harbormaster: Second-In-Command of the Fishing Guild, Heir to the Guild "Big Man" | Head of Security: Protector of the Guild Boatmaster: In-charge of all boats Dockmaster: Assistant (@Josifi) Alenjandro, First Harbormaster: Captain of the S.S. Fishy Fishy (Helios) and Co-Head of Helious Guild Hall (Headquarters) (@oryP) Hreidunn, Second Harbormaster: Lead of Foreign Affairs and Transcription and Co-Head of Helious Guild Hall (Headquarters) (@oryP) Hreidunn, Head of Security: Head of Security for the Fisherman’s Guild (@CamoRein) Lorec Bani Stormheart, Boatmaster (@Vegan_Comedy) "Grubgoth" Kog'dol "Cog" Mag'Dun, Dockmaster

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