JoLeTaco

Introduction As soon as I was born, I was hated by my peers, by priests and by the monks. In a dark and horror-filled world, I was the worst of creatures : A half-orc, half human. Half ugly, half weak. I would've much rather been a handsome elf with magical powers, a noble with endless titles or even an imposing undead knight that commands fear and respect, like everyone else. My Message Instead my deformed body only brought me daily suffering, and I ended up hiding away, isolating myself. I spent my time doing what ugly people do: becoming an academic and artistic master. After many miserable decades, I ended up surprising myself, becoming very rich, by forging the finest weapons in the North, though they were often considered strange and wacky; hence undesirable. Indeed, we would never, in the middle of the town square, build a statue in effigy of an incredibly witty, modest and truly noble soul, if its shell was just incredibly unpleasant and uncomfortable to look at everyday. So despite the incomparable quality of my steel, me and my shop were quickly set aside and forgotten. Conclusion As you can notice, it’s with bitterness (and with a bit of anticipation) that I finally leave this world for good. Since I’ve never had any family, any romantic interest whatsoever, and since all the orphans are scared of me, my cursed legacy will be buried with me. I therefore bequeath all that’s left of me, my noble weapons, to my true descendants; those who dare to wear them proudly and who will fight for this cause that has defeated me. Goodbye cruel world, And Iron from Ice! - Enwyld Klirsk

VAAAAAAAAAALLLIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! - Enwyld Klirsk

Fluffily-based 🐑

I've done vagabond merchant RP myself cause my shop ain't selling enough and it sucked every time Empty cities, closed gates from raids couple bandits here and there, Or people just don't care, It's just not worth it..

We often seem to forget that the best kind of steel is IRON FROM ICE - Enwyld Klirsk

As a small nation player, no lol make it scalable or smth

Yard yaaaaaard

As if bein' the biggest bully would render Justice, or save a kingdom" The soldier unclipped his greaves. "This is all quite..." He didn't finish his thought.

(IRP information) Name: ENWYLD KLIRSK Race: Who knows Experience: 5 decades in the Ashguard, Ex-Purifier, Journeyman monster hunter, Legendary opponent to Cloudbreaker and defender of the Aura Homer title. Most experience : Siege Defence and canonist roasting (OOC information) Username: JoLeTaco Discord: joletaco / (Medium daddy or Enwyld Klirsk) Timezone: EST

More like decree of disappointment

I ain't reading all that (Rest in RIP Leon)

There is very little alchemists in Norland, and I need a worthy one. I craft and smith a lot of RP items, both stock and custom-made, and I'd need an alchemist to set-up shop and trade with me. I own one of the best plots in Alisgrad and people enjoy my items, but I lack stock and range, for that I'm looking for someone that can do those two things : Having a stock of different potions to sell in shop Be cool (optional) If you have any special potions I could apply for my custom orders, that interests me too I don't want any percentage for the place, just partnership and help pay rent if you wish. I also want to expand some day shops that aren't only in Alisgrad or at least be able to have a stock in stands at special events.

This is not a guild per se, but a partnership. There is very little alchemists in Norland, and I need a worthy one. I craft and smith a lot of RP items, both stock and custom-made, and I'd need an alchemist to set-up shop and trade with me. I own one of the best plots in Alisgrad and people enjoy my items, but I lack stock and range, for that I'm looking for someone that can do those two things : Having a stock of different potions to sell in shop Be cool (optional) If you have any special potions I could apply for my custom orders, that interests me too I don't want any percentage for the place, just partnership and help pay rent if you wish. I also want to expand some day shops that aren't only in Alisgrad or at least be able to have a stock in stands at special events.

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