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  1. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    What if cat?

    1. Alurid

      Alurid

      Common sense: Then dog :P

    2. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Clearly, this man knows his stuff.

  2. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    Uncle sam makes the yellow orange go yum yum. Swing pop doodle bang, because marijuana doesn't grow on trees, son.

  3. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    Spoigkniffen. What you get when you cross a cat and how are you today. It's called Spoigkniffen, because bingo was his name oh and that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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    2. Stevie

      Stevie

      I can't hear you. Stop speaking in parentheses.

    3. Snakeblade

      Snakeblade

      Sensible comment makes sense

    4. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      (No one will hear us in these parenthesies, my precious. yessss...)

  4. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    Reading Homestuck = LIFE OVER

    1. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      ><3 <3

  5. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    Your gif was dancing to the music :3 Nice job Mithradites! The only thing I could add is that a scientist character doesn't have to be a cold, calculating, logical downer. One can be the life of the party and still hold a passion for the sciences! I look forward to more awesome guides in the future :)
  6. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    What was Ben banned for?

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    2. Taiga

      Taiga

      Lying and deceiving us all. He deliberately told us a false story about his 'near death' experience, and how he would be incapacitated for a long time.

      Then he goes and makes his 'sister' type up another story about his Overdose. And in the exact same spelling, grammar, as Ben, he typed up this little story.

      Then he comes back a few days later, saying he's miraculously cured.

    3. Taiga

      Taiga

      He caused quite and uproar, and quite a massive amount of people shed tears for Ben.

    4. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      B******D!

  7. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    LOL I

    1. Austin

      Austin

      He probably thought it was a troll/ Ben Powell is banned from the forums.

  8. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts?

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    2. Nanook

      Nanook

      I'd finally be happy.

    3. Nanook

      Nanook

      I'd finally be happy.

    4. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Well.. The world's crust would rot and melt apart from the sun's heat rays, then the planet would collapse into itself and we'd all die a horrible sticky death. :3

  9. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    I don't always intimidate younger students, but when I do it's because I'm intimidating them ;)

  10. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    GUISE I JUST HUGGED REPITEO AND NEKO :3 ME GUSTA

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      RUUUN!

  11. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    Hey guise... you should like... check the apps section. OCHQ says he wants to donate cause I know him IRL.

  12. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    After reading the invitation, Ker sets it aflame in his hands and throws it on the ground. "Revenge at last, Okarir'caele." He grins to himself before vanishing.
  13. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    Aw damnith thee.

  14. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    Stop advertising against weed! It just annoys the people that use more hard-core stuff :P

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    2. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      iDoser*

    3. Hylian the Heretic

      Hylian the Heretic

      Lol, I DDOSer. Is that a program that auto DDOSs people?

    4. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      xD

  15. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    9/10 A master of origami... and then there's a guy permabanning a hospital patient <3
  16. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    A test to see how many people read this status bar. If you see this status, leave a comment saying anything.

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    2. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Anything.

    3. Wobbajack

      Wobbajack

      I used to say anything in a responce to staus', but then I took an arrow to the knee.,

    4. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      gnihtyna

  17. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    I'd really rather not go into detail about it, but I'll just say I believe in a creator from a scientific point of view.
  18. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    Herp Derp Buses hurt.

  19. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    6/10 You're always around Haelun'Or ;)
  20. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    Cats, cats, cats cats cats. Back in the day it's like cats cats cats... I'M ON CRACK!!!!

    1. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      .....my opinion: I love cats.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I enjoy cats.

      Cats are the best...

      I also love dogs too.

      I used to love dogs more than cats, I'm not sure what I love more anymore...

      They're equally cute. Except dogs are smelly.

  21. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    ^^ 5/10 See your posts everywhere, but never see you IG
  22. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

    I love orcs as long as they're fighting on my side. Wrang, Ragnar, and Ker'Athri just killed like 12 people in Salvus xD

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    2. Lykos

      Lykos

      Not if You have nipple lasers. Aislin.

    3. BannanaToYou

      BannanaToYou

      Dental Appointments anyone?

    4. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      ^^??? lol

  23. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    Robert had teleported here after waking up at cloud temple. He sits down and rubs his face because it hurts a lot even though he doesn't know why... maybe it's because CELIA SHOT HIM IN THE FACE :mrgreen:
  24. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    6/10 It makes my eyes hurt after staring at it for a while :cry:
  25. Malzar(Mythmaster26)
    8/10 Nearly just killed you <3
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