Djinne

In Soviet Russia, 10,000

scars have their shoulder on you(?)

. . . Uh, what?

That made no sense.

Scars don't have shoulders. Unless of course, your scar happens to be shaped like a man? Then, that would mean the man's shoulder, would be on you. Then, that means a part of a scar is on you. Which basically means that you're scarred. Since 10,000 scars' shoulders are on you, then it means that you have in fact 10,000 scars.

Which basically means, you have 10,000 scars never-the-less, even in SOVIET RUSSIA!

Yep. That's right. I found a HOLE in that SOVIET RUSSIA saying.