THUNDER37

Honestly you’d gotten some of my respect back in recent months due to a few changes, this however has just flown in one ear and out of the other.. There are ten thousand Nazi, Jew, Islamic, Crusade jokes on this server.. Another thousand debates about current events in the known world.. If you want to ban half the server or leave it a husk of it’s former self, well done pal.

Kalgrym gathers his chickens for the great arrow cleansing

Good. Now prove to us that this isn’t drivel to silence the masses while the heat dies down.. As it has been previously, many times before this. I’ll hold a verdict to see what comes of this in the future, though I would personally deem LoTC’s issues stem further than just perverted roleplay and an issue with age restriction.

I’ve always wanted to eat a child as my Dwarf infront of it’s mother.. Watching her scream as I detail the extreme gore surrounding a child’s last screaming moments. I understand why this is denied, but it saddens me still.

Kalgrym howls and bawls with laughter a’top a Rustwik rooftop, eye’ing the prisoners

Kalgrym dabs from the other side of the Isle as news of victory meets his ears.

Kalgrym's head hung low.. “A’ remem’er a toime whun’ we’d foigh’ side be’h side wit’ th’ Greenskin lads.. Oren an’ thur’ lot becomin’ a terra’ tha’ can’ae be’h ignored! A’ shall foigh’ wit’ ma’ true brothas th’ Greenskins. Whe’er tha’s wit’ th’ knife ears ‘er nae’!”

The main issue really i’ve noticed on maps as of the last few years is the sense of scale.. Things are too large to incorporate the player base. It would be nice to see builds and the land surrounding scaled down and made more accessible to the average player.. As of now everything feels too grand and it keeps the average player away.

Kalgrym’s gut warbled and wiggled a’top the masses of amputated corpses strewn atop the roads.. His mass heaving through their lifeless forms as he made his way to the temple, an eagerness to lure more children from their safe haven evident in the smile he wore. ”C’mere wee’ beardlin’ nae’ ya’ cry, dadd’eh goin’a cut ya’ an’ make ya’ cry..”

“A’ be’h need’n an’ ‘ome.. Cardboard box be’h optional, t’ough ale be’h a necessit’eh! <3” Could you really say no to the dank shades of Belka’s bosom? Blessed upon Kalgrym’s noggin by the great Denis, first of his name and lord of Nottingham.

“Mon’ thun ya’ san’ shoe wearin’ rag ‘eads! Le’s see who’s a’le t’e blow th’ o’er up firs’! Ah’ll smash ya’ towel ‘eaded back door ‘en like a’ did wi’ yer’ ma’!” Kalgrym’s screams echo from a’top his cardboard box home in Nottingham, his little hedgehog donning it’s ‘rag’ead smasha’ armour.

I'm going to anticipate that the wall will actually fall and allow us access, through parties of explorers etc.. Which will then eventually unveil a power or force unknown to us at this time. Or at the very least a small amount of the wall will fall or an entrance will open to allow us entrance.

An' old Southron stood a'top the rubble with a handful of 'Dunshire Green Leaf' within his grasp, turning to eye the demon pig as it flew above the wreckage of a burrow. "Damn ya', demon pig! Ah'll 'ave th' las' laugh PIGBLEES! Down wi' th' bacon!" The Southron then added a small vinyl to the ashes, to commemorate the occasion with fine music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7EfnYwpmOE

((This would refer to all three of the above, custom items not listed here are available upon request though roleplay items etc.. Are available. Though i'd rather meet IC to discuss the sale of those. If there's an' interest send a bird to THUNDER37 In-game and we'll sort something out.))

The sales-Dwed yells from a'top his perch, eye'ing the Halfling with pure distaste! "Th' Halflin' turned ou' t'e be a midget wi' down syndrome! Sorr'eh fer' th' mis'unda'standin'! Now back t'e th' sales!"

The same old haggered Dwarf from before stood a'top a pillar within the Cloud Temple, hollering at the top of his lungs to travelers as they passed through! "Come t'e see ma' wares! Arrows, Bows an' Armour all th' way t'e yer' basic buildin' materials fer' ye' lot lookin' t'e expand yer' cities 'er add an' extension t'e yer' bathroom! Fresh from th' salt mines 'uv enslaved Halflin' Global Assembly members! Custom orda's available fer' any'un with th' coin 'er some'n valuable 'uv trade'n potential.." A list of various wares and oddities sat across from the Dwarf as he'd allowed anyone interested to peruse through it! 1: Arrows - 0.5 Mina Per. ((Can be sold as flint and feathers separately for easier transport. A single Double Chest of both Flint and Feathers available upon immediate request, more if given time to acquire.)) 2: Iron - 3.0 Mina Per. ((2,250 available currently.)) 3: Charcoal - 0.25 Mina Per. ((355 Available, more if requested.)) 4: Various pieces of basic iron armour.. Prices as above per iron ingot used in the item's creation. 5: Cobblestone - 0.1 Mina Per. ((3x DC Available, more if requested.)) 6: Various Logs - 0.25 Mina Per. ((No matter the type, all are the same price.)) 7: Bread/Baked Potato - 0.2 Mina Per. 8: Various Cooked Meat, including Porkchops, Steak, Muttonchops and Chicken - 0.75 Mina Per. 9: Various items of interest available upon request and a personal meeting, to ensure the quality of the item and the availability of the required funds.

How much would you pay to see Kalgrym in his 'Special Bard Outfit' sing 'All The Single Ladies' and dance to said song in a tavern of your choice? I'm curious..

An' old haggard Dwarf sat himself a'top the cobbles within' the cloud temple with his crate of vinyl records perched a'top his lap. He hollered at the top of his voice to travelers as they passed! "Thirteen vinyl disks of various sorts have littered my home far too long these many years, all of a different tune and all of significant age with none of the Krugsmas rubbish we've become accustomed to! I'm willing to bargain on a price per vinyl disk however i'm more than willing to lower the price per disk if they are sold as a single collection.. As Ii'm incredibly keen for my little collection to stay in one piece for the foreseeable future!" Were anyone to inquire, the Dwarf allowed a brief peek within' the crate to eye each individual record. Disk 1: C418 - 13 Disk 2: C418 - Blocks Disk 3: C418 - Strad Disk 4: C418 - Stal Disk 5: Cat Disk 6: Mall Disk 7: Wait Disk 8: Ward Disk 9: 11 Disk 10: Chirp Disk 11: Far Disk 12: Mellohi Disk 13: Of course the Krugsmas disk.. Several of them.. Sigh. ((THUNDER37 - Contact me in-game via bird if you'd rather.))

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