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  1. Jexdane

    #WodehouseForOlympics2012

    1. Wode

      Wode

      *#Roadhouse2012

    2. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

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    It's laughable, really, when somebody insults another persons literate ability, whilst their own ability is downright terrible as well. Honestly..the forums have a built in spellcheck! Do people just ignore the wiggly red lines underneath their words? It would be fine if it were just normal members, but being a Forum Moderator or member of any one of the application teams should at least require consistent writing ability.

    1. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      For some reason I dont have spellcheck on the forums. Maybe its my browser.

    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      I always mess up Maybe and Mabye :/

    3. LordMJO

      LordMJO

      English is my secound language uracow and my keyboard is broken, so yeah, it's alright :D (for you -.-)

  3. Jexdane
    Walks by his friends house and sighs, watching him do a little dance due to lack of a potty. "..I hope somebody builds one for him soon...waiting that long to go to the bathroom shan't be good for your health.."
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    So, my friend, Alex_Pan, makes a trade post looking for somebody to come into his house and build him a potty, minas based on quality, and I see two comments that frustrate me. One person thinks it's a joke, and another gives him OOC instructions on how to make one. Is the idea really so forign that somebody would pay minas for a service that does not involve a minecraft item?

    1. argonian

      argonian

      I think the fact that he said potty was what made it seem like a joke

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    The video isn't loading for some people, including myself, so do you think we could get a quick written explanation of how the plugin works? I do not want to log in and be completely ignorant of the new money system.
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    F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U's for uranium...BOMBS! N is for no survivors! -something something something blah-

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    2. Alex_Pan

      Alex_Pan

      Are you finished with those errands?

    3. tnoy23

      tnoy23

      no I am not finished with those errends

    4. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      Who you callin' pinhead?

  7. Jexdane
    More cake for Vaq.
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    Sighs, disgruntled. "I'm not looking to buy individual bundles here. I will pay you 1100 minas for a carriage full of bricks, which is quite a bit of money. Are you going to take that offer? The most I could possibly pay is 1500 minas for an entire carriage full."
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    Sighs, extremely tempted to just gut the man and end his suffering. "Well then, what price do you think I should pay?"
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    Cael sighs and walks up to the human, frowning as he leans against the noticeboard. "I am willing to pay five hundred minas for a carriage full of bricks, as my construction project is large. If you do not have the number of bricks I require, we may negotiate prices for individual bundles of thirty two, as I am currently in need of fifty seven bundles." [[A carriage full is a full stack of 64, and an individual bundle of 32 is one block, as, in the default texture pack, that is what the block appears to be made of. Therefore, 57 bundles is 57 blocks. Please don't call these blocks in roleplay...]]
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    Frustrated that he has to use money to get what he wants, rather than killing somebody and simply taking it, Cael sighs and puts up a notice on the Cloud Temple and Arethor notice boards, under the name Vier'Quiri. The notice reads... "I wish to purchase many large bundles of clay bricks, which can be delivered to a specified location after we have negotiated on a price. Please reply to this stating the number of bundles you can sell me, and the price you will accept for each. In case you are still not sure what I am purchasing, here is a sketch that should help the lesser minded folks of Asulon figure it out...hopefully." - Vier'Quiri, Private Doctor and Alchemist to Baron Quintus Julius
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    Gah...at the risk of completely ruining my sleeping schedual, I will be going to bed right now, as I have ran out of things to do on the internet...

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    Banned for being a veteran guard in Galaderp.
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    Banned for not having a GIF as your forum picture.
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    Banned for never roleplaying with me, which is likely one of the most amazing things to do in Asulon.
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    Banned for being a Dragon Master.
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    ...2:50am...It's gotten to the point where, even if I have nothing to do, I still roam around the internet for hours on end so as to keep my demented sleeping schedual. So, LotC, I bid to you good night.

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    Banned for being the King of the You're Banned thread, therefore forcing yourself to wallow in an endless pit of shame and humiliation, due to the number of fake bans placed on you daily.
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    Banned for questioning the legitimacy of your Grand Vizier, and then banned AGAIN for spelling Vizier wrong.
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    [[uthor was kidnapped? Good, that's one less person trying to kill me at that wedding...]]
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    Banned for banishing too many people to the void. Come on man, there are...cows and flying squids down there.
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    Cael is going to a wedding. How ironic, considering hat all of his past loves have either commited suicide, become frost witches (a rumor), or turned into lesbians. Oh well, maybe he'll find love there.

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    Sitting down his his study, Cael frowns as a mysterious youth, likely one of his apprentices many "lovers", runs towards him, carrying a sealed envelope. "M-Master..", the youth sputters, clearly out of breath. "S-Some bird just swept down out of the sky and p-pecked me in the face. It dropped this note for you, then f-flew away, raining feces on my head..." The youth falls onto the floor, gasping for breath and trying to wipe the now identified white substance off of his head. Chuckling, Cael skims through the letter, and is pleasantly surprised to find he was invited to the wedding of his friend Salamandra. Tossing the letter onto the table, he walks through the door, grabbing the youth and dragging him on the ground behind him. "W-Where are we g-going?" he squeaks, face repeatedly scraping against the floor. Looking down at the youth, Cael sighs. "I'm afraid that you are going to go feed the pigmen locked away in the basement. I will be going to the surface, to see if a friend of mine has received a similar letter." Dropping the young man into a dark hole in the floor, Cael cringes as he walks up the stairs, hearing the screams and groans behind him. "What a shame...but, I suppose, they do need to be fed..."
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    Banned for various reasons... Having less than fifty posts.Inability to type the number 1,000 properly.Being Newly Spawned.Living in America.
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    [[so..have the special invitations already been sent? If so, I'll replace this with rp...me and anri can go to the wedding as a date! Except she won't know it's a date.....meh, details.]]
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