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T H E K I N G R E S P O N D S To the Pretender-King, This letter carries the legal weight of the contents of Our chamber-pot. Try again. By the Grace of God, H I S M A J E S T Y, Conrad of the House of Barclay, King in Exile of Sutica, Lord Protector and Triumvir of the State, Lord of the Whispering Isles, Piercer of the Plate of the Populists, True Heir to the [Redacted Pending Legal Action], Captain of the Snowy Fields Watch.

“I will soon be home at last.” says the true Trade King.

wilven monks were ******* gross anyway, as dingo already got into. not sure why anyone would even want to co-opt that.

Conrad does not hear any of this, but he knows apostasy to be a serious crime in Imperial Law, and smiles the Sun’s Smile at the unity of Church and Empire on this matter.

“Checks on the Emperor’s power are treason. Checkmate liberal.” says Conrad Shapiro.

(featured in this illustration, a Barclay Thanhic Water Bottle(tm)) Citizen of Oren! Are you unsure how to cast YOUR vote? Does this long list of candidates confuse you? Are you afraid that in your confusion, you’ll accidentally cast your vote for SOME KIND OF DEVIANT? Who’d have your daughter MARRY AN ORC? Fear not, for the Orenian Political Action Committee for Good Family Values has prepared a list of thoroughly vetted candidates we know to be GOOD PATRIOTIC CANONISTS. Cast your 3 votes for any combination of these candidates, and be sure you are voting for good morals, good policies, and most of all, good Canonists. Pick any three(you get to choose!): VOTE Amadeus d’Aryn – for good Orenian family values. VOTE Philip Pruvia – for good Orenian family values. VOTE Farooq Gray – for good Orenian family values. VOTE Karl Amador – for good Orenian family values. VOTE Conrad Barclay – for good Orenian family values. VOTE Gustav Ratmane – for an end to rat people tyranny. VOTE Lauritz Christiansen – for good Orenian family values. Vote NOW! (New candidates may be appended to this list for a one time payment of 1,000 mina to the account of one Conrad Barclay, esq.)

“This campaign slogan violates the laws of nature.” says Conrad.

The Barclay-Wentworth Foundation for Wonk Emancipation approves this message.

“I endorse this man.” says Conrad!

T H E C E R U L E A N T H R O N E D E C R E E S To all Our faithful allies and opponents of the pretender Von Alstreim, We, with all the force of law and God-given authority granted unto Us, decree that, should We be re-elected to the Imperial House of Commons, We shall incorporate the Trade Kingdom as a province of the Holy Orenian Empire, and the Cerulean Watch as a division of the Imperial State Army. In addition, We decree that Sutican beachfront property be provided free-of-charge to Orenian citizens, to end the housing crisis. With this in mind, We advise all Our dear friends and allies in the Holy Orenian Empire, V O T E E A R L Y, V O T E O F T E N, V O T E B A R C L A Y. By the Grace of God, H I S M A J E S T Y, Conrad of the House of Barclay, King in Exile of Sutica, Lord Protector and Triumvir of the State, Lord of the Whispering Isles, Piercer of the Plate of the Populists, True Heir to the [Redacted Pending Legal Action], Captain of the Snowy Fields Watch.

SURNAME: B A R C L A Y. FIRST NAME: C O N R A D. ADDRESS OF RESIDENCE: R E I N M A R, D U C H Y O F. DATE OF BIRTH: 5 T H O W Y N ‘ S F L A M E, 1 7 3 6. Are you registered and eligible to vote in the Holy Orenian Empire?: Y E S. Do you have any other title, peerage or military service that may conflict with becoming a Member of the House of Commons, as per the Edict of Reform (1763)?: N O. If yes, do you understand that you will be required to resign or abdicate from this position should you be elected to the House of Commons, and if this does not occur your seat shall be considered to be vacant?: Y E S. ((MC NAME)): ( ( ( J A M E S 2 K ) ) )

hi

“reminds me of st. roggvir,” a man says as a tear rolls down his cheek

idrc about how the map looks since view distance is so small, but if there’s finally gonna be some ******* biome variation then thank you lord

“vote charles the bald idiots.” says charles’ ally in sutica