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  1. If you want to be recognized in orc society, you need to be strong or smart, you need to demonstrate how strong or smart, and you need to do it in a way that people care about. Punching a mountain in half is impressive, but Orcs probably wouldn't consider you important, just strong. You need to be strong and helpful. Same with smart, you can know everything there is to know, and nobody will care unless you apply it in a way that helps the orcs.
  2. I call this one "Krah am many strong" yes I am better with the silly and the pixels
  3. It isn't that they're dumb, it's just that their culture basically teaches them "orcs are big and strong and everyone else can go cry themselves to death because they are not big and strong", and that's the attitude orcs have around other species. If orcs weren't paying attention to your instructions it probably isn't because they weren't smart enough, but because they didn't care. As for orcs seeming unintelligent just through what they actually know, it's because orcs aren't raised to read and write and be good at maths like humans, elves and dwarves are. They're raised to fight. Ask an orc 2 + 2 and it's a crapshoot if you'll get a proper answer, but ask him to kill a dangerous human with just a pointy stick, he will probably know exactly how to do it before you're even finished with the request. Of course... it's easier to see orcs as smart when my own is deliberately clueless.
  4. Krah am not understand but Krah am feel forboded wen all dese orcs go missin an die...
  5. ...Krah am smell swimmy animul...
  6. If red elfie am gud, den Krah nut am hurt red elfie.
  7. Krah am knew bubhosh elfie. But Krah am knew diffrens butween orcy orc und elfy elfie!
  8. KRAH FEAL DAT KRAH SHUD NUT BE LUKIN AT DIS It is a nice drawing though.
  9. Maybe something like rugby or american football. Something involving tackling tiny people to the ground.
  10. ((pffffbahahahaha Can the orc word for cactus be "war boner" from now on? please!?))
  11. We am called War Nashun fera resun.
  12. Krah am grow in wild, so Krah am gud at eetin an huntin! But Krah am tinyheight and nut know am blah. Krah wunt be gud orc, Krah wunt make ancesties proud! ... How am make ancesties proud?
  13. Krah am figyer it owt! Krah gonna... Krah gonna find skeletun, and Krah wear hed on Krah hed. Krah hope skeletun hed am be big enuff for Krah hed.
  14. Krah dink dat... uh... Krah is guna wer a pumpkin on hed fer halerwen. Dat is wat Krah do fer it.
  15. Krah not am try stop yu, Krah not am dum! Krah still dink dat yu dun respex us proper!
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