Tom_Whiteman

Moved to Denied Application Forum.

Your Application has been DENIED. You have been denied due to plagiarism being found within your application. Please refrain from doing this on your next application, I am giving you a warning. The next time you plagiarize another's application OR from the internet, I will reward you with a much harsher punishment. Please remove what plagiarized parts to your application you have and use your own words. Please reapply in 24 hours, thank you.

Moved to Accepted Applications Forum. Your application will be Implemented by a GM shortly.

Your Application has been ACCEPTED! This application is accepted. On the behalf of the Application Team we welcome you to the server as a whitelisted player. Please wait patiently as a GM will implement you to the server shortly! While you are waiting you are more than welcome to browse the forums and/or Wiki to refresh your mind on server events and lore. An absolutely astonishing application, Pabanyo! I can't wait to see you in-game, if you need any assistance, feel free to send me a message on the forums or on skype (thomascovey1181). Enjoy your adventures in Vailor!

Hotter than the spice girls and oprah.

I'm going to like this a lot. TBH Italian Lady, Russian Lady, Mafioso, Ese, Conquistador, CoolioMafia Wannabe, Chick Who Probably Has A Crush On My Dad, Kakashka, Spice-Girls Audition Candidate, Mixtape Releaser, WT Managerial Material Lady, Person Who I Used To Have A 25 Snap-Streak With (why didn't you reply that day ): you are the pinnacle of the justice system, the lady everyone wants to be (not hillary clinton), the person who brought the dog filter back into main stream media, a Kim Kardashian look-alike! Why can't I be as cool as you, huh? I aspire to be you (even the woman part). Every day I look in the mirror and I try to put the dog filter on my face BUT IT SAYS "ACCESS DENIED: YOU'RE NOT MALOCCHIO." Yeah, it brings me down, I cry. But the things is, I get back up, and I tell that phone "I AM ******* MALOCCHIO." It isn't over, I'll be you some day.

TBH Dude, Lady, Skinner-God, American Woman, Lady I Aspire To Be In My Future, Person I TS With: *1nd14n 4cc3n7* "I tried to sell you phone plans, virus packages, SSNs from the USSR before it's collapse... You denied all of them... Soon I will acquire a high enough payment to ddos you straight up for 5min. Be scared, f00l."

TBH Old Guy, Historian, Guy, Dude, Whatever Your Name Is: I love you. Every friggin' morsel... I want it... I want it all... hit me up on skype my profile pics are hot.

TBH Man-That-Lives-Roughly-15-Minutes-Away-From-My-Front-Door, Ventyke, Zoki My Broki: I have a burning passion to take the transit to your home and unexpectedly slip a newspaper under your door... "Rob Ford Has Died" it would say. Then we will both weep...

Alrian would kick his feet up on his bed, the darkened packages below his eyes twitching as he looks to the stone ceiling. His orbs would remain motionless, lips parting to relinquish a sigh. For a moment he'd think... Before murmuring a few words to himself, "Why so sheepish?" "Would she have stayed?" "Perhaps I should curse the lamb's shepherd to his grave." The Mali'aheral would sigh once more, bringing the covers over his frame before shutting his eyes...

TBH Man-I-Do-Not-Yet-Know: I have an attatchment to you. I looked at your profile picture and I instantly want to be your husband for the rest of our lives. You probably don't know me, but you will. I love you, goodnight.

TBH Brazilian, Brazzer, Team ***** Candidate, The Center of Attention, My Favourite Dude After 20 People: I aspire to meme like you... I do meme pretty hard, but I mean... I don't meme enough. I don't dream memeing, in my off time I play squash with a bunch of other douchebags, instead I should probably find a ******* job and start memeing... What am I doing with my life... I should- I should start to cry... And I am.

TBH Twin-Of-Someone-On-The-Server-I-Won't-Reveal, Genderbender, Gangbanger, Trump Supporter, Comicon n00b: you're okay... I mean, you never made an Orc like a certain SOMEONE *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* don't worry many, you thought I was going to relinquish your darkest secret on this server... Hey, I wonder if anyone is suspicious now, they probably are. I suggest you build a bomb shelter and fill it up with tomato soup and a dog that could be your friend. Did I mention you're a twin to someone?

TBH Soon-To-Be-Best-Friend, Cyber-Logs-Holder, Skype-RPer-Shady-Elf: I aspire to be you... Except the snow-elven part... And maybe some other things- wait... Are you still a snow elf because you talk funny on TS. Nah I just playin' bruh. Btw, you can't voidal shift out of this I layered the walls with gold and lapis lazuli, there's no escape... I could almost do anything with you... ANYTHING.

TBH Kyp, Kypples, Stone Cold Killa Gorilla, LivLafLuv, Jesus (the mexican one): you are so cool... I'd probably like... I'd probably be so much sleek and thinner without you. That's a positive... I'd stop eating all those big-macs because I'm depressed about our failing relationship.... I'd look so thin... But then I'd get into another relationship and start eating bic-macs, or maybe I wouldn't... Anyways, I'm not going on a diet *******!

TBH Sheep Shag V2.0, Scotsman, Freedom Fighter, William Wallace V2.0, Geowarrior14: you are so cool and edgy... I'd probably cry every night for the rest of my life if you weren't in it... Although... How would I know you even existed if you were never in my life... I know! I'd probably get moon-gazing that OP magic you made and see into my other life and realize "w0w this guy is pretty cool". Then I would start to cry every night.

TBH Kid, Adult, Little Chinese Woman, Burmese Mountain Lady: what would I do without you? Die. That's what. I'd die. Without you... I'd die probably. Indefinitely die. Chinese food is also pretty yummy, I'd have to say I really like Vietnamese spring-rolls. I'd probably die without them... That bring me to this, I'd die without you.

TBH Manager, Leslie, FM Lady, Managerial Material, CEO, b0ss: you are the thing I aspire to be, managerial material. You are everything anyone could ask for, a good manager that's managerial material... Manager... If I didn't have you to manage me, there would be no reason to survive... No reason to live... I'd shrivel up and die due to the lack of managing...

Yes I am doing TBH's... Yes I am treating LoTC like it's 2011 facebook... Yes I will write a TBH for absolutely EVERYONE who asks for one. Let's start with myself! TBH Tom_Whiteman, Your Skype profile pictures are so hot and you look so white... Omg every time I open Skype and see your orgasmic photos I just orgasm.... Tom_Whiteman, please just take me into your beefy arms and tell me all of my flaws because there are none so we would be staring at each other endlessly in silence... Tom_Whiteman... I love you...

Tom_Whiteman is the best Wiki Team member and App Team member.

This clears up a lot Cam, thanks for this.

Moved to Denied Application Forum.

Your Application has sadly been DENIED! This app is so close to acceptance, however I feel a few changes could be made. Let me just walk you through a few suggestions so the next app you post will be worthy of acceptance! Firstly, you cannot bring real-life locations such as Washington D.C or Georgia into your application, nor can you do this in-game. Georgia and Washington D.C do not exist whatsoever in the LoTC universe. As well, travelling through a portal to another world is not possible, please refrain form using this in your next app. Secondly, I implore you to expand on your back-story after removing the real-life locations. Make sure to add both lore and depth, make it both interesting and unique. I suggest you look at the Wiki, it'll help with lore in your biography. Thirdly, your three definitions are wrong please refer to these three links: ROLEPLAYING META-GAMING POWER-EMOTING Please study these definitions and put them into your own words on your next app- plagiarism is not tolerated on Lord of The Craft! If you plagiarize, you will receive a warning- if you do so again, you'll receive a 1 week ban from applying. Fourthly, I would suggest you work on your grammar and punctuation for your next app. This isn't totally needed for a good app, however, it is suggested you improve upon this. If you need any help whatsoever, I am a message away. Please, feel free to message me on the forums any time and I will help you with whatever you're having trouble with. I wish you the best of luck in your next application, Silmar.

Moved to Accepted Applications Forum. Your application will be Implemented by a GM shortly.