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  1. Baconthief

    Call me a crazy feminist but this is an awesome thread http://womenfighters.tumblr.com/page/20

    1. Ark

      Ark

      crazy feminist

    2. mmat

      mmat

      Women boob armour best armour.

  2. Baconthief
    Moved to Accepted Forum
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    Moved to Accepted Forum
  4. Baconthief
    shhh shhh shhh, pg-13. You got to keep it somewhat vague like "a harsh punishment for an impure"
  5. Baconthief
    OoooOOoOOooO, bet he is punishing homosexuals
  6. Baconthief
    Kernor: Fifty shades of grey Young druid meets a shades tentacles' Oren's hostile domination
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    ELVEN INTERRACIAL IMPURITY 6 On your knees praising the ancestors Wood Elves Malin's clogged pipes Drown me in your acid Pure hoes meet a darkelf stud Silir stabs Kalenz in a library Kernor: Fifty shades of grey Young druid meets a shades tentacles' Oren's hostile domination Punishments in kernor: 40 lashes Lima visits the elves Dwyn's spare time Dak'ir and his "cousin"
  8. Baconthief
    Samuel l Jackson as Mizziyrn zanexes That's essentially all mizz contributed to the entire elf scene
  9. Baconthief
    Accepted, you fixed that metagaming definition
  10. Baconthief
    http://i.imgur.com/QMpWqe7.gifv
    1. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Khel in a Sombrero

  11. Baconthief
    Accepted homie
  12. Baconthief

    When I be seeing those drowelskies http://i.imgur.com/QMpWqe7.gifv

  13. Baconthief
    Moved to Denied Forum
  14. Baconthief
    Denied, reapply in 24 hours. Your definition of "powergaming" came straight from a wiki-page, this is plagerism. This constitutes a warning, which means next time you do plagiarism on an app you'll be banned from applying to the server Your biography is suppose to be about your character, you made it about how you discovered the server. Essentially write the background for your character 'Gorlog' Your character's ambition, 'being the best elf ever', is hardly a realistic ambition as I am unclear as to what that means. My suggestion is to clarify how he would be the 'best', such as achieving power or status The height and weight ratio of 80 pounds to 6'5" is not lore correct weight for an elf. You need a screenshot of your skin, I can help you get tha if you need it My recommendations: Write a two page biography about your character, look at the wiki and include history and other lore Better define his ambitions. Flesh out a character, find out what it means to be Gorlog the elf.
  15. Baconthief
    "Valah are rodents, yet an endless horde of festering broodlings. Honor does dictate we act with recourse, yet the price of defending our honor would lead to death against the swarm of pale-valah. Honor is only worth death in some scenarios, this is not one of them.. Our knees are only bent by our own, they are no true masters. They know and we know this, it's self-evident. That is why they do not dwell withing our home, do not bother to take what is value, do not bother to see us bend a knee. Yet they offer us no death, and in return we shall work for the empire to make it strong, not impede progression with rebellion. This cooperation, hardly servitude. I've seen many empires fall, and this one shall too. One day we shall not answer to lessers, have patience young elf
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    All these traits may be found in Kernor, share these sagious words with your kin cousin-mali, it's of a hallowed path.
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    "Unity is the will of the hallowed progenitors, however, union shall be found in the next century. Yet unity shall only remain functional with a society based on honor, not liberal thought or betrayal akin to Malin's tainted kind" "We brought the twilight onto ourselves, and it's the elves lack of honor that brought it to us."
  18. Baconthief
    How about Rusty, that a good halfling name? I want to make an alt halflng. Also what happens on Tuesdays?
  19. Baconthief
    So my halfling likes to hit on the tall women, does this make him an improper? How can I construite the name Rusty Shackle-forth to sound halflingy?
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    https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/122989-argument-for-a-good-fence/ An old message, a statement and warning of the dishonorable nature of the mali'ame, lingers about the old hallow in which the mali'ker use to live in cerulin
  21. Baconthief
    Bacon belongs only to me
  22. Baconthief
    How fast is the color blue. And also how long is it?
  23. Baconthief
    I dislike your spideriness
  24. Baconthief
    I've a special breed of tall horses Flying spaghetti monster Conservative hard working dark elves Yes, science says so Only good bug is a dead bug Dog 19 1 very unhappy man Dunno Elorna is my favorite. I don't want your frostie near dak'ir. No strong opinion other than she be 'aight on both of them. Your other one is a bit silly, mizz wouldn't ask any favor from her. I don't f-ing know. I usually play human religious zealots. I've no real reason other than as a kid I liked Drizzt, and I really enjoy Dunmer lore now. People now associate me with dark elves so I can't do anything else Condor Roleplaying as Chewbacca, and have an alt account roleplay as han solo. You're my fourth favorite person, my list: Myself, Bruce Dickinson, my mom, you (Sorry bird, emily just gets me more) Not as much as my mom
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    "When the faerie and bug-bitters learn honor, then a union would be to the benefit of all of Malin's children will be functional. Unifying valah is easier than unifying we three mali. When the empire of man rise, all make small change. If we are to stand as one, we too must change, yet pride binds us to reject change, as to forge a unionwithout spreading of dishonorable actions. that will tear it apart" Mizz too takes one of the posters for himself
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