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  1. "What is a katana? I've never heard of such a weapon." Mizziyrn would say as he looks over the document
  2. Also who is this guy http://gyazo.com/6e1e9c915676d3815fbb28fae491fd8b I don't know anything about anime. And who is this http://gyazo.com/976494cc4c15837bf7f5b0e406c9271a I don't know much about Zelda past the part where you kill the lizard boss. Now here is some sci-fi
  3. "You're all savages and scum, it's only we mali'ker who follow the mandates of the ancestors have clean hands. It's only we who take on the pursuit of order in its true form. It's only we who sought peace. It's only we who have chosen a path not bathed in elven blood. All of you have adorned yourself with the title of faerie-scum",
  4. "It's only our ancestors we follow uruk, not all the Immortal Spirits like the Laurir'ker. We do hold respect for them, yet it's the spirits of our fallen we choose to light our path. Dak'ir in particular venerages the immortal spirits more than the common honorable mali'ker, yet I think he meant the ancestral spirts. . .not the immortal spirits."
  5. Uruk could easily walk in a hear the speech, the door is even held open.
  6. Oh what Malin would do if he saw his children.
  7. "Yes, this is the truth and absolute truth of the matter. There is no need for a debate"
  8. "Order shall not be instilled onto Malin's children by faerie, but by the righteous flame of the ancestors and we sons and daughters of honor, order, and blinding justice"
  9. I made some funnies for my group, thought I'd share.. Supah(Drunken Snuggles) did this one
  10. Join the Mobile Infantry today!

  11. Malin was not a druid, he worshiped the ancestors.

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    2. VampsWillDie

      VampsWillDie

      THAT'S...THAT'S LIKE YOUR MUM RUNNING AWAY BEFORE YOU'RE BORN OH GOD MY SIDES XD

    3. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      my friend you have stolen my joke. vile fiend

    4. ~ Fiend ~

      ~ Fiend ~

      I'mma need to ask you to lay off on the slurs. <:T

  12. "What have I told you Alakagh, the druii want nothing but unending ultimate power. This one now, uses the death of many druii and the destruction of a grove to her advantage. Treachery and heathenry, all of it. "
  13. Mizz frowns at the sight of the costumed elf, how he hates those heathenish wretches. Mizziyrn departs to do dark elf things.
  14. http://i.imgur.com/o2HDG0p.png Yup, that's right. We're protoss
    1. Moot

      Moot

      Get off my turf, you scum.

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      When you start thinking gold is an impure color, you can become protoss. . .who use a lot of gold

    3. Goldrim

      Goldrim

      Did someone say gold.

  15. "If one looks closely at the rumpus of said elf, you find the lack of a tail. In fact you find a well shaped and muscular arse. What we've here, my friend, is an elf clad in blue and gold armor, the colors of the arhcons, painted in abstract. The golden skin reflects the golden armor of the archons, a metaphore. Use your imagination, it's not literal.
  16. "Yes my friend, what you've said sums up this entire year of elven politics. Propaganda off the charts" Says Co-host political commentator Mizziyrn
  17. A large painting adorns the entrance to the dark elven home. The work has been diligently painted onto the walls itself. Below the painting you find words engraved in the stone. ((http://johndowson.deviantart.com/-Johndowson))
  18. You find a message, hammered to many a'tree in the elven forests. In particular you find many at the gates of the Dark elven establishment in Cerulin ((Experimenting with Gimp. Anyone tell me how to remove the white bit, still learnin))
  19. A golden figure, an ordinator of the Archons, says but a single statement in respect to the declaration of order's imperative.
  20. "A deity is by nature unworthy of any veneration. With every Celestrial being, great vanity is found. Iblees needs little explaination, the Creator has never bleed nor suffered, Aeriel has never shat in a forest, and the Aspects have not known the agony, bloodshed, and costs that comes with natural balance." "All these beings are inherently unworthy of praise because their inherent vanity, it's only we descendants and our ancestral spirits who are worthy of ourselves."
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