Baconthief

Mizziyrn smells the vile stench of heathenry in the air. He keeps his spear close, preparing to adjudicate the sins of the devil-goddess and her equally vile-broodlings. Even the brutish-ferals will he fight by, if that means to diminish the goddess' of malice influences or any of her servants influences. He may be smelling the equally foul stench of paranoia once again. Regardless, all honorable mali'ker know that the spider queen is behind every grievance any honorable dark elf has ever been faced with. A malevolent goddess whose entire purpose is to tempt the honorable to degeneracy and chaos. At every turn, her domination must be smashed. Her worshipers given no mercy. Her children and language, eradicated from existence and living memory. Mizziyrn departs his home to partake in his favorite past-time, hunting down and destroying any holdings, in sympathy or blood, the goddess of spiders may have in his realm. ((I'll get every damn dark elf on for this event Zero. Gatta fight our greatest foe, spiders))

Mizziyrn returns a letter to Yaehahn =============================================================================== I am truely unaware of what you speak of, as I've not heard of any mali using your unique situation to justify their disgusting and immoral fantasies. There is no need to apologize and state your stance on this because of what this individual has said about you, for I have not read it. However, I am quite delighted to hear that you shall not allow your name to be ran through the mud. This is a noble and honorable trait and I do hope you pass it along to your child, Celhair. May the Ancestors and Aspects guide you. - Mizziyrn Zanexes ==============================================================================

Mizziyrn reads the first few sentences and is unable to read the rest. The argument for elven pedophilia goes unread and is torn in half. It lays on the stone floor of Kernor for all to see, if they wish to observe it.

Flyers are found about the elven forest The city of Kernor invites all mali to join us, the mali'ker of Kernor, in celebrating the establishment of our new home. The requirements for attendance are: Must be of elven blood Must be wearing proper attire for a formal event, if your clothing is too unsavory you will be turned away. (Formal armor is acceptable) Must bring no weapons to the city. All will be searched and any found with a weapon will be banished from Kernor for attempts to sow hubris and violence On the eve of [Lotc date here] ((This friday, 6pm EST)) the party will begin. There will be wine, music, and celebration. May the Aspects and the Ancestor's guide you.

Mizz removes the note and leaves a small response "One shall notice that the specifications are a mali between the age of twenty to forty-nine, yet it truly does not matter on the maximum age. The number of good punches was not specified, as any hllish fiend shall be slain if it makes a hostile move. If one wishes to apply, send a letter to kernor addressed to myself, Mizziyrn Zanexes"

((It's hard to edit these things)) A short letter would be returned, on the back of the other letter. . .showing how much mizziyrn cares "Yes, this would suffice. I came to the realization of this after I made the notice. It takes too much time for me to make a new message with the edited content, so I shall leave it how it is. If you wish to help, you may simply write a me a letter. Age is truely not an issue, provided you're not too young of a mali. No child shall be truely endangered, for they shall be watched by myself and many armed mali from afar"

((The titled is a joke, the post is not. It's 100% serious IG and should be treated as a message IG. It's also important to know that elves consider elves below 50 as minors. This being the law in the three elf cities)) A message is found nailed to the message board in Cerulin

Name: Mizziyrn Zanexes Age: Five centuries Gender:Male Race: Mali'ker Are you moving in alone or with family? If so, how many? Alone Do you swear to abide by the laws of this hollow? Yes Skype(Optional): you know it Any non dark elf applicants must accept that this is a town for dark elves and that only non dark elves may reside her under particular circumstances.

"And let it be known, if anarchists and mori-sympathizers, or mori'quesir themselves, set foot into the hallowed home of we who follow the ancestor's will, you will perish. If you come looking for trouble, you will find more than you bargain for. Enter without your degenerate heathenry, or you shall face the wrath of the ancestors. This is a home of the rightous, not the chaos-bound pagan"

"Who the feck let in all the pale-skins" Mizziyrn would rather aggressively shoo them all away practically ignoring anything they've to say.He would ,however, cram a copy into Lyrell's hand, before he is removed out of the cave.

"It would be honorable to pay this mali what is due, at least for the land. I'll contribute for dwelling on land formerly owned by her.""

Bubztik would see the notice

A notice is pinned to the walls inside the dark elven establishment ((Note, only if you can get inside the darkie-place can you see this. So in other words, if you're white you likely won't see this. Those that can know who they are))

The druids warned us that void mountains will piss off the forest, but we didn't listen we didn't listen

Race: Dark Elf (It's Mizziyrn) Skin picture: Age: 500 something, don't matter he's an elf How you want it (Pose, emotion, ect) Honestly I don't want to restrict your freedom. Draw what you think Mizz would look like or be posed in., you know him enough. He's basically Ron Swonon, he doesn't like sharing anything personal, emotions. He doesn't care for tom foolery and hes a bit of an ass. Really he should have not have an emotional extreme on his face, but that doesn't mean he isn't smiling or frowning. Just no :D faces is all

Mizziyrn looks over his invitation and says but a single word* "Honeydicking" ((Probs can't show up, I got work))

A letter arrives addressed to the leadership of haelun'or ============================================================================ It's unfortunate that events have arisen in both the schedule of myself and Dak'ir that makes attendance near impossible. Dak'ir nor I can be present on the date; however, the next elven day we will be free to attend this convention. It would better represent the elven populace if it can be rescheduled to said date -Mizziyrn Zanexes ============================================================================ ((Friday please))

"Forced conversations with faeries? I think I'll just walk around"

Right, so I am in need of some decently made dark elven buildings. The main qualifications are.( It's underground, but the buildings will be freestanding. With a pm, I'll let you look at the area oocly) Cannot be excessively large, height-wise (no bigger than 20 blocks) Cannot be overly wide A stoney-nature mix(Not lots of wood) Exotic Ideas: Dunmery the better! Dunmer looking builds are always great and exactly what we'd want. I'll look at morrowind or Skyrim (DragonBorn expansion) at the dunmer buildings for ideas. Pm me or dak'ir for more info Ideas http://gyazo.com/6ea185ec709b9da0a08e86b28ce95b4a http://gyazo.com/38e6835066ef96b2d2a6983d258e6268 http://gyazo.com/bd17787223f64b97fc2a82261b875613 We'll except anything as long as it looks exotic, mysterious, and strange.

I did Brazilian jui-jitsu until I was in the 9th grade. I ran track for four years in high school. I don't don't play anything competitive now, I just run

"Such a mongrel will fall victim to the ancestor's wrath if he wanders about in our forests."

Maybe give it a month or two, not now. Perhaps have its origins come from the undead

"Restating a law currently in place is good aswell. I will need to be shown what a 'katana' is, for I could identify it if it were taunted in my face"